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Message: <blockquote data-quote="rith" data-source="post: 1331405" data-attributes="member: 21277"><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>A gas station in Kentucky was trying to increase its</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>sales, so the owner put up a sign saying, "Free Sex</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>with Fill-up".</strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank, and</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>then asked for his free sex.</strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.</strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>The redneck then guessed 8, and the proprietor said,</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>"You were close.The number was 7. Sorry, no sex this</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>time."</strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy,</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>Bubba, pulled in for a fill-up. Again he asked for his</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>free sex.</strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>The proprietor again gave him the same story, and</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>asked him to guess the correct number.</strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>The redneck guessed 2 this time. Again the proprietor</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>said, "Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>sex this time."</strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>As they were driving away, the redneck said to his</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>buddy, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>really give away free sex."</strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>Bubba replied, "No it ain't, Billy Ray. It ain't</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong>rigged ----- my wife won twice last week."</strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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