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<blockquote data-quote="Djpata" data-source="post: 54003" data-attributes="member: 1233"><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong><em><p style="text-align: center">A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.</p></em></strong></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong><em>After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times.</p></em></strong></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong><em>When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, " Why then don't you eat the peanuts yourself?".</p></em></strong></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong><em></p></em></strong></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong><em>"We can't chew them because we've no teeth," she replied.</p></em></strong></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong><em></p></em></strong></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong><em>The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?"</p></em></strong></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong><em></p></em></strong></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong><em>The old lady replied, "We just love the chocolate around them."</p></em></strong></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong><em></p></em></strong></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong><em><img src="http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/263/1183ef9.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p></em></strong></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong><em><img src="http://2bpakistani.com/junoon.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p></em></strong></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong><em><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/love.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":love:" title="Love :love:" data-shortname=":love:" /><a href="http://layya325.hi5.com:love:" target="_blank">http://layya325.hi5.com:love:</a></p></em></strong></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong><em></p></em></strong></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong><em></p></em></strong></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrchid"><strong><em></p><p></em></strong></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Djpata, post: 54003, member: 1233"] [FONT="Book Antiqua"][SIZE="4"][COLOR="DarkOrchid"][B][I][CENTER]A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times. When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, " Why then don't you eat the peanuts yourself?". "We can't chew them because we've no teeth," she replied. The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?" The old lady replied, "We just love the chocolate around them." [IMG]http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/263/1183ef9.gif[/IMG] [IMG]http://2bpakistani.com/junoon.gif[/IMG] :love:[url]http://layya325.hi5.com:love:[/url] [/CENTER][/I][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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