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Message: <blockquote data-quote="ghostxdreams" data-source="post: 7416436" data-attributes="member: 282189">Fun Things To Do In An Elevator (Long, but some interesting funnies) <ol style="margin-left: 20px"> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to the other passengers. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!!" </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Sell Girl Scout cookies. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Shave. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open; then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Lean over to another passenger and whisper, "Noogie patrol coming!" </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">One word: Flatulence! </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Do Tai Chi exercises. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then say, "I got new under-roos on!" </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back saying, "Ohhhh, not now, damn motion sickness!" </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Meow occasionally. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Bet the other passengers that you can fit a quarter in your nose. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Frown and mutter, "Gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say, "Ooops, too late." </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Holler "Chutes away?" whenever the elevator descends. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Walk in with a cooler that reads "Human Head" on the side. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Stare at another passenger for a while, then say, "You're one of THEM!!" and move to the far corner of the elevator. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Burp, and then say, "Mmmmmm...tasty!" </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Leave a box between the doors. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers "through" it. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Start a sing-along. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?" </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Play the harmonica. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Shadow box. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Say "Ding!" at each floor. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Lean against the button panel. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Say, "I wonder what all these buttons do?" and push the red buttons. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Draw a little square on the floor with a chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space." </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Bring a chair along. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body!" </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Wear "X-Ray Specs." and leer suggestively at the other passengers. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it's getting larger." </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!" </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Start eating a sandwich and offer to share it with the rest of the passengers. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Start eating a peanut-butter and jelly sandwich and offer to show the passengers what the sandwich looks like in your mouth. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Hum the "Blue Daniel" and do arm pit farts for each of the crescendos. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Start hacking and coughing in a crowded elevator and say, "Damn this flu virus." </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Let out a loud and robust fart and blame it on the passenger next to you. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Let out a silent fart and say, "Ok folks...everyone take a deep breath!" </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Jump up and down in a crowded elevator to see if it meets the minimum safety standards. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Play with the alarm button during your ride. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Play footies with the passenger next to you in a crowded elevator. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Pick up the emergency elevator phone and make heavy breathing sounds into it. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Act like you dropped your contact lens and tell everyone in the elevator not to move while you look for it. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Put your face really close to the elevator doors and chant "open, open, open" during your ride. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">On a long elevator ride, let out a huge fart and say, "Darn it, I knew those pink stuffs wouldn't hold off my diarrhea." </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Start a human wave. </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Turn to your neighbor, preferably a woman, and say, "Do you ever get that un fresh feeling?" </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Go through your backpack yelling, "Where's my pet rat?" </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Mimic the sounds of the elevator.</li> </ol></blockquote>

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