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Message: <blockquote data-quote="rapa" data-source="post: 7907" data-attributes="member: 212">God said, "Adam, I want you to do something>>for me.">>>>>>Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to>>do?">>>>God said, "Go down into that>>valley.">>>>Adam said, "What's a valley?">>>>God explained it to>>him.>>>>>>Then God said, "Cross the>>river.">>>>Adam said, "What's a river?">>>>>>God explained that to him, and then>>said, "Go over to the hill.">>>>Adam said, "What is a hill?">>>>So, God explained to Adam what a hill>>was.>>>>He told Adam, "On the other side of>>the hill you will find a cave.">>>>Adam said, "What's a cave?">>>>After God explained, he said, "In the>>cave you will find a woman.">>>>Adam said, "What's a woman?">>>>So God explained that to him,>>too.>>>>Then, God said, "I want you to>>reproduce.">>>>Adam said, "How do I do that?">>>>God first said (under his breath),>>"Geez .">>>>>>And then, just like everything else,>>God explained that to Adam, as well.>>>>>>So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river,>>and over the hill, into the cave, and finds the woman.>>>>>>>>Then, in about five minutes, he was>>back.>>>>God, his patience wearing thin, said angrily, "What is>>it now?">>>>And Adam said>>>>>>*>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>*>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>*>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>*>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>*>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>*>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>*>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>*>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>*>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"What's a headache?!</blockquote>

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