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<blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 4076404" data-attributes="member: 49393"><p>Top 9 Funniest News p aper Classifieds</p><p> </p><p>(Actual excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers)</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>*************</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>1. Illiterate? Write today for free help.</p><p>(man....if only I knew A B C....)</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>*************</p><p> </p><p></p><p>2. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once; you'll never go anywhere again. </p><p>(sure...thanx for the warning!)</p><p> </p><p></p><p>*************</p><p> </p><p></p><p>3. 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.</p><p>(in months or years?)</p><p> </p><p></p><p>*************</p><p> </p><p></p><p>4. Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first.</p><p>(check it out)</p><p> </p><p></p><p>*************</p><p> </p><p></p><p>5. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.</p><p>(howwww sweeeet)</p><p> </p><p></p><p>*************</p><p> </p><p></p><p>6. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.</p><p>(wow! A free trip to heaven?)</p><p> </p><p></p><p>*************</p><p> </p><p></p><p>7. Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.</p><p>(uh...huh!)</p><p> </p><p></p><p>*************</p><p> </p><p></p><p>8. Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.</p><p>(hey....who taught cows the bad habit??)</p><p> </p><p></p><p>*************</p><p> </p><p></p><p>9. We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.</p><p>(nice work)</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dreamworks_naveen, post: 4076404, member: 49393"] Top 9 Funniest News p aper Classifieds (Actual excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers) ************* 1. Illiterate? Write today for free help. (man....if only I knew A B C....) ************* 2. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once; you'll never go anywhere again. (sure...thanx for the warning!) ************* 3. 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred. (in months or years?) ************* 4. Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first. (check it out) ************* 5. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children. (howwww sweeeet) ************* 6. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel. (wow! A free trip to heaven?) ************* 7. Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it. (uh...huh!) ************* 8. Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink. (hey....who taught cows the bad habit??) ************* 9. We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand. (nice work) [/QUOTE]
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