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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 4076404" data-attributes="member: 49393">Top 9 Funniest News p aper   Classifieds (Actual excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers)   *************  1. Illiterate? Write today for free help.(man....if only I knew A B C....)   ************* 2. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once; you'll never go anywhere again.                                (sure...thanx for the warning!) ************* 3. 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.(in months or years?) ************* 4. Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first.(check it out) ************* 5. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.(howwww sweeeet) ************* 6. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.(wow! A free trip to heaven?) ************* 7. Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.(uh...huh!) ************* 8. Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.(hey....who taught cows the bad habit??) ************* 9. We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.(nice work)</blockquote>

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