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<blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 4238246" data-attributes="member: 49393"><p>These are the top ten funniest excuse notes from parents collected by schools from all over this country.</p><p> </p><p></p><p>1. Please excuse Lola for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.</p><p> </p><p>2. Jimmy has been absent yesterday because he had two teeth taken out of his face.</p><p> </p><p>3. My daughter is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. Today. Please execute her.</p><p> </p><p>4. Please excuse Jenny. She has been sick and under the doctor.</p><p> </p><p>5. Sandra won't be in school a week from today. We have to attend her funeral.</p><p> </p><p>6. Please excuse Holly from Jim today. She is administrating.</p><p> </p><p>7. Kevin was absent from school yesterday because he was playing football. He was damaged in the growing part.</p><p> </p><p>8. Amy could not come to school today because she was bothered by very close veins.</p><p> </p><p>9. Please excuse Johnny for being. It was his father's fault.</p><p> </p><p>10. Please excuse Jesse from school. He had very loose vowels.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dreamworks_naveen, post: 4238246, member: 49393"] These are the top ten funniest excuse notes from parents collected by schools from all over this country. 1. Please excuse Lola for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot. 2. Jimmy has been absent yesterday because he had two teeth taken out of his face. 3. My daughter is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. Today. Please execute her. 4. Please excuse Jenny. She has been sick and under the doctor. 5. Sandra won't be in school a week from today. We have to attend her funeral. 6. Please excuse Holly from Jim today. She is administrating. 7. Kevin was absent from school yesterday because he was playing football. He was damaged in the growing part. 8. Amy could not come to school today because she was bothered by very close veins. 9. Please excuse Johnny for being. It was his father's fault. 10. Please excuse Jesse from school. He had very loose vowels. [/QUOTE]
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