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Message: <blockquote data-quote="warm182" data-source="post: 2184775" data-attributes="member: 83648"><p><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>The Day the Penis asked for a Raise </strong></span></span></span></u></strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">I do physical labor.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">I work at great depths.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">I plunge headfirst into everything I do.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">I do not get weekends or public holidays off.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">I work in a damp environment.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">I work in high temperatures.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">My work exposes me to contagious diseases. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Sincerely,</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="color: #333399"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><em><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><em>P. Niss</em></span></span></em></span></span></span><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></u></strong></p><p><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></u></strong></p><p><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong>The Response</strong></span></span></span></u></strong></p><p><strong><u><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></u></strong><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Dear Penis:</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">You do not work 8 hours straight.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">You fall asleep after brief work periods.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">You do not always follow the orders of the management team. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">You will retire well before you are 65.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">You are unable to work double shifts.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.<strong><strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><strong></strong></strong>And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">Sincerely,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><em><em>V. Gina</em></em></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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