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<blockquote data-quote="askky5" data-source="post: 2867892" data-attributes="member: 89876"><p><span style="color: green">These are answers, some students have written in their exams...</span></p><p><span style="color: green"></span></p><p><span style="color: green"></span></p><p><span style="color: green"></span></p><p><span style="color: green"></span></p><p><span style="color: green">A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way it wants to go.</span></p><p><span style="color: green"></span></p><p><span style="color: green">The tides are a fight between the Earth and Moon.</span></p><p><span style="color: green">All water tends towards the moon, because there is no water in the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.</span></p><p><span style="color: green"></span></p><p><span style="color: green">When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire.</span></p><p><span style="color: green"></span></p><p><span style="color: green">Many dead animals in the past changed to fossils while others preferred to be oil.</span></p><p><span style="color: green"></span></p><p><span style="color: green">Clouds are high flying fogs.</span></p><p><span style="color: green"></span></p><p><span style="color: green">I am not sure how clouds get formed. But the clouds know how to do it, and that is the important thing.</span></p><p><span style="color: green"></span></p><p><span style="color: green">Clouds just keep circling the earth around and around and around. There is not much else to do.</span></p><p><span style="color: green"></span></p><p><span style="color: green">Cyanide is so poisonous that one drop of it on a dogs tongue will kill the strongest man.</span></p><p><span style="color: green"></span></p><p><span style="color: green">Thunder is a rich source of loudness.</span></p><p><span style="color: green"></span></p><p><span style="color: green">"Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water."</span></p><p><span style="color: green"></span></p><p><span style="color: green">"H20 is hot water, and CO2 is cold water."</span></p><p><span style="color: green"></span></p><p><span style="color: green">"Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes, and caterpillars."</span></p><p><span style="color: green"></span></p><p><span style="color: green">"Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire."</span></p><p><span style="color: green"></span></p><p><span style="color: green">"The body consists of three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowels, of which there are five - a, e, i, o and u."</span></p><p><span style="color: green"></span></p><p><span style="color: green">"The alimentary canal is located in the northern part of Indiana."</span></p><p><span style="color: green"></span></p><p><span style="color: green">"Equator: A managerie lion running around the Earth through Africa."</span></p><p><span style="color: green"></span></p><p><span style="color: green">"Germinate: To become a naturalized German."</span></p><p><span style="color: green"></span></p><p><span style="color: green">"To keep milk from turning sour: keep it in the cow." </span></p><p></p><p></p><p>Askky</p><p><img src="http://www.tamilthunder.com/forum/customavatars/avatar138518_18.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://stickypix.net/up/files/20672_c70wr/Bum%20Dance.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">"To catch me, you gotta be fast...</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">To beat me, you gotta be strong...</span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">But to be me? Damn, you gotta be kiddin!!!"</span></span></strong> <a href="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/editpost.php?do=editpost&p=2867312" target="_blank">http://www.elakiri.com/forum/editpost.php?do=editpost&p=2867312</a></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="askky5, post: 2867892, member: 89876"] [COLOR=green]These are answers, some students have written in their exams... A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way it wants to go. The tides are a fight between the Earth and Moon. All water tends towards the moon, because there is no water in the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight. When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire. Many dead animals in the past changed to fossils while others preferred to be oil. Clouds are high flying fogs. I am not sure how clouds get formed. But the clouds know how to do it, and that is the important thing. Clouds just keep circling the earth around and around and around. There is not much else to do. Cyanide is so poisonous that one drop of it on a dogs tongue will kill the strongest man. Thunder is a rich source of loudness. "Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water." "H20 is hot water, and CO2 is cold water." "Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes, and caterpillars." "Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire." "The body consists of three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowels, of which there are five - a, e, i, o and u." "The alimentary canal is located in the northern part of Indiana." "Equator: A managerie lion running around the Earth through Africa." "Germinate: To become a naturalized German." "To keep milk from turning sour: keep it in the cow." [/COLOR] Askky [IMG]http://www.tamilthunder.com/forum/customavatars/avatar138518_18.gif[/IMG] [CENTER][IMG]http://stickypix.net/up/files/20672_c70wr/Bum%20Dance.gif[/IMG][/CENTER] [B][SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue]"To catch me, you gotta be fast... To beat me, you gotta be strong... But to be me? Damn, you gotta be kiddin!!!"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] [URL="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/editpost.php?do=editpost&p=2867312"][/URL] [/QUOTE]
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