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Message: <blockquote data-quote="neroshan" data-source="post: 244461" data-attributes="member: 8568"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">FUNNY..BUT HOW TRUE!!</span></strong></p><p></span><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">When you dial a wrong number,you never get an engaged one.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tyre, the next morning you will have a flat tyre.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">The probability of meeting someone you know increases </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">You remember you have to mail a letter only when you're near the mailbox.</span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>

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