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<blockquote data-quote="bigsmoke239" data-source="post: 11727125" data-attributes="member: 261553"><p><strong><em><span style="color: red">Definitions of Designations:-</span></em></strong> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><p></p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong><em><u>Project Manager</u></em></strong><em>is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month. </em></li> </ul><p><span style="color: #1F497D"><img src="http://us.mg4.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f3872610%5fAIbTimIAAHe9TvXOigUxKTme%2fvM&pid=4&fid=Inbox&inline=1" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> </span> </p><p> </p><p></p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong><em><u>Developer</u></em></strong><em>is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.</em></li> </ul><p><span style="color: #1F497D"><img src="http://us.mg4.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f3872610%5fAIbTimIAAHe9TvXOigUxKTme%2fvM&pid=11&fid=Inbox&inline=1" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> </span> </p><p> </p><p></p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong><em><u>Onsite Coordinator</u></em></strong><em><span style="color: red">is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month</span></em><em>. </em></li> </ul><p><span style="color: #1F497D"><img src="http://us.mg4.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f3872610%5fAIbTimIAAHe9TvXOigUxKTme%2fvM&pid=7&fid=Inbox&inline=1" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> </span> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong><em><u>Marketing Manager</u></em></strong><em><span style="color: red">is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.</span></em></li> </ul><p><span style="color: #1F497D"><img src="http://us.mg4.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f3872610%5fAIbTimIAAHe9TvXOigUxKTme%2fvM&pid=8&fid=Inbox&inline=1" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> </span> </p><p> </p><p> </p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong><em><u>Resource Optimization Team</u></em></strong><em><span style="color: red">thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.</span></em></li> </ul><p><span style="color: #1F497D"><img src="http://us.mg4.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f3872610%5fAIbTimIAAHe9TvXOigUxKTme%2fvM&pid=6&fid=Inbox&inline=1" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> </span> </p><p> </p><p></p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong><em><u>Documentation Team</u></em></strong><em>thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months. </em></li> </ul><p><span style="color: #1F497D"><img src="http://us.mg4.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f3872610%5fAIbTimIAAHe9TvXOigUxKTme%2fvM&pid=5&fid=Inbox&inline=1" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> </span> </p><p> </p><p></p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong><em><u>Quality Auditor</u></em></strong><em><span style="color: red">is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.</span></em></li> </ul><p><span style="color: #1F497D"><img src="http://us.mg4.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f3872610%5fAIbTimIAAHe9TvXOigUxKTme%2fvM&pid=3&fid=Inbox&inline=1" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> </span> </p><p> </p><p></p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong><em><u>Tester</u></em></strong><em><span style="color: red">is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby.</span></em></li> </ul><p><span style="color: #1F497D"><img src="http://us.mg4.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f3872610%5fAIbTimIAAHe9TvXOigUxKTme%2fvM&pid=9&fid=Inbox&inline=1" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> </span> </p><p> </p><p></p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong><em><u>HR Manager</u></em></strong><em><span style="color: red">is a person who thinks that... a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months !!!</span></em></li> </ul><p><span style="color: #1F497D"><img src="http://us.mg4.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f3872610%5fAIbTimIAAHe9TvXOigUxKTme%2fvM&pid=10&fid=Inbox&inline=1" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> </span> </p><p> </p><p></p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"><strong><em><u>Client</u></em></strong><em><span style="color: red">is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.</span></em></li> </ul><p><em><span style="color: #1F497D"><img src="http://us.mg4.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f3872610%5fAIbTimIAAHe9TvXOigUxKTme%2fvM&pid=2&fid=Inbox&inline=1" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: #1F497D"></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: #1F497D"></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: #1F497D"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: Red">Mata apu mail 1kin issuwe, Repost nan sorrrry.</span></span></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: #1F497D"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: Red">Hodai nan Rep depiyooooooooo</span></span><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: #1F497D"></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: #1F497D">109 balala 7 comment dala tiyenne...........</span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: #1F497D"></span></em></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="bigsmoke239, post: 11727125, member: 261553"] [B][I][COLOR=red]Definitions of Designations:-[/COLOR][/I][/B] [LIST] [*][B][I][U][COLOR=windowtext]Project Manager[/COLOR][/U][/I][/B][I]is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month. [/I] [/LIST] [COLOR=#1F497D][IMG]http://us.mg4.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f3872610%5fAIbTimIAAHe9TvXOigUxKTme%2fvM&pid=4&fid=Inbox&inline=1[/IMG] [/COLOR] [LIST] [*][B][I][U][COLOR=windowtext]Developer[/COLOR][/U][/I][/B][I]is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.[/I] [/LIST] [COLOR=#1F497D][IMG]http://us.mg4.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f3872610%5fAIbTimIAAHe9TvXOigUxKTme%2fvM&pid=11&fid=Inbox&inline=1[/IMG] [/COLOR] [LIST] [*][B][I][U]Onsite Coordinator[/U][/I][/B][I][COLOR=red]is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month[/COLOR][/I][I]. [/I] [/LIST] [COLOR=#1F497D][IMG]http://us.mg4.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f3872610%5fAIbTimIAAHe9TvXOigUxKTme%2fvM&pid=7&fid=Inbox&inline=1[/IMG] [/COLOR] [LIST] [*][B][I][U]Marketing Manager[/U][/I][/B][I][COLOR=red]is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.[/COLOR][/I] [/LIST] [COLOR=#1F497D][IMG]http://us.mg4.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f3872610%5fAIbTimIAAHe9TvXOigUxKTme%2fvM&pid=8&fid=Inbox&inline=1[/IMG] [/COLOR] [LIST] [*][B][I][U]Resource Optimization Team[/U][/I][/B][I][COLOR=red]thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.[/COLOR][/I] [/LIST] [COLOR=#1F497D][IMG]http://us.mg4.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f3872610%5fAIbTimIAAHe9TvXOigUxKTme%2fvM&pid=6&fid=Inbox&inline=1[/IMG] [/COLOR] [LIST] [*][B][I][U][COLOR=windowtext]Documentation Team[/COLOR][/U][/I][/B][I]thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months. [/I] [/LIST] [COLOR=#1F497D][IMG]http://us.mg4.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f3872610%5fAIbTimIAAHe9TvXOigUxKTme%2fvM&pid=5&fid=Inbox&inline=1[/IMG] [/COLOR] [LIST] [*][B][I][U]Quality Auditor[/U][/I][/B][I][COLOR=red]is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby.[/COLOR][/I] [/LIST] [COLOR=#1F497D][IMG]http://us.mg4.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f3872610%5fAIbTimIAAHe9TvXOigUxKTme%2fvM&pid=3&fid=Inbox&inline=1[/IMG] [/COLOR] [LIST] [*][B][I][U]Tester[/U][/I][/B][I][COLOR=red]is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby.[/COLOR][/I] [/LIST] [COLOR=#1F497D][IMG]http://us.mg4.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f3872610%5fAIbTimIAAHe9TvXOigUxKTme%2fvM&pid=9&fid=Inbox&inline=1[/IMG] [/COLOR] [LIST] [*][B][I][U]HR Manager[/U][/I][/B][I][COLOR=red]is a person who thinks that... a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months !!![/COLOR][/I] [/LIST] [COLOR=#1F497D][IMG]http://us.mg4.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f3872610%5fAIbTimIAAHe9TvXOigUxKTme%2fvM&pid=10&fid=Inbox&inline=1[/IMG] [/COLOR] [LIST] [*][B][I][U]Client[/U][/I][/B][I][COLOR=red]is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.[/COLOR][/I] [/LIST] [I][COLOR=#1F497D][IMG]http://us.mg4.mail.yahoo.com/ya/download?mid=1%5f3872610%5fAIbTimIAAHe9TvXOigUxKTme%2fvM&pid=2&fid=Inbox&inline=1[/IMG] [SIZE=7][COLOR=Red]Mata apu mail 1kin issuwe, Repost nan sorrrry. Hodai nan Rep depiyooooooooo[/COLOR][/SIZE]:D:D:D:D:D 109 balala 7 comment dala tiyenne........... [/COLOR][/I] [/QUOTE]
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