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Message: <blockquote data-quote="rapa" data-source="post: 105634" data-attributes="member: 212">Wonderful definitions of designations at office .  1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver  a baby in One month.2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or  woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child  is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the  PROCESS to produce a baby.And lastly.................9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby</blockquote>

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