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<blockquote data-quote="zed" data-source="post: 1672025" data-attributes="member: 68213"><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"> <span style="color: #0D0D0D">Man : <a href="http://smsguru.in/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D">Is there any way for long life ?</span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://smsguru.in/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D">Doctor : Get married.</span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://smsguru.in/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://smsguru.in/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D">Man : Will it help?</span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://smsguru.in/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D">Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.</span></a></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://smsguru.in/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D">~~~~~~~~~</span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"> </span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://smsguru.in/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D">Prospective husband : Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?</span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://smsguru.in/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://smsguru.in/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D">Sales girl : The fiction department is on the other side, sir.</span></a></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://smsguru.in/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D">~~~~~~~~~</span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"> </span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://smsguru.in/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D">Said to a railroad engineer:</span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://smsguru.in/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D">What's the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late.</span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://smsguru.in/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://smsguru.in/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D">The reply from the railroad engineer:</span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://smsguru.in/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D">How would we know they were late, if we didn't have a schedule?</span></a></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://smsguru.in/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D">~~~~~~~~~</span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"> </span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://smsguru.in/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D">They say true love hides behind every Corner...</span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://smsguru.in/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"></span></a></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://smsguru.in/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D">I must be walking in Circles </span></a>!</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="zed, post: 1672025, member: 68213"] [FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2] [COLOR=#0D0D0D]Man : [URL="http://smsguru.in/"][COLOR=#0D0D0D]Is there any way for long life ? Doctor : Get married. Man : Will it help? Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.[/COLOR][/URL][/COLOR][COLOR=#0D0D0D][/COLOR] [COLOR=#0D0D0D][SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri] [/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] [COLOR=#0D0D0D][URL="http://smsguru.in/"][COLOR=#0D0D0D]~~~~~~~~~[/COLOR][/URL][/COLOR][COLOR=#0D0D0D][/COLOR] [COLOR=#0D0D0D][SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri] [/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] [COLOR=#0D0D0D][URL="http://smsguru.in/"][COLOR=#0D0D0D]Prospective husband : Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'? Sales girl : The fiction department is on the other side, sir.[/COLOR][/URL][/COLOR][COLOR=#0D0D0D][/COLOR] [COLOR=#0D0D0D][SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri] [/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] [COLOR=#0D0D0D][URL="http://smsguru.in/"][COLOR=#0D0D0D]~~~~~~~~~[/COLOR][/URL][/COLOR][COLOR=#0D0D0D][/COLOR] [COLOR=#0D0D0D][SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri] [/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] [COLOR=#0D0D0D][URL="http://smsguru.in/"][COLOR=#0D0D0D]Said to a railroad engineer: What's the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late. The reply from the railroad engineer: How would we know they were late, if we didn't have a schedule?[/COLOR][/URL][/COLOR][COLOR=#0D0D0D][/COLOR] [COLOR=#0D0D0D][SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri] [/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] [COLOR=#0D0D0D][URL="http://smsguru.in/"][COLOR=#0D0D0D]~~~~~~~~~[/COLOR][/URL][/COLOR][COLOR=#0D0D0D][/COLOR] [COLOR=#0D0D0D][SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri] [/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] [COLOR=#0D0D0D][URL="http://smsguru.in/"][COLOR=#0D0D0D]They say true love hides behind every Corner... I must be walking in Circles [/COLOR][/URL]![/COLOR] [/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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