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<blockquote data-quote="astroboy" data-source="post: 9945109" data-attributes="member: 333613"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><p style="text-align: center">Teacher: Why are you late, Frank?</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">Frank : Because of the sign.</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">Teacher: What sign?</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">Frank : The one that says “School Ahead, Go Slow”.</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">Teacher: John, why are you doing your Math multiplication on the floor?</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">John : You told me to do it without using tables.</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">Donald : H I J K L M N O.</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">Teacher: What are you talking about?</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">Donald : Yesterday you said it’s H to O.</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">Winnie : Me!</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with “I”.</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">Millie : I is …</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">Teacher: No, Millie … Always say. “I am”.</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">Millie : All right … I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">Simon : No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook.</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">Louis : Because George still had the axe in his hand.</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">Teacher: Clyde, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">Clyde : No sir, it’s the same dog.</p><p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" 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