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<blockquote data-quote="rooshan2008" data-source="post: 7203470" data-attributes="member: 93985"><p><span style="color: brown">Spotted in a toilet of a London office: </span></p><p><span style="color: brown">TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW. </span></p><p> <span style="color: brown"></span></p><p><span style="color: brown">In a London Laundromat: </span></p><p><span style="color: brown">AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT </span></p><p> <span style="color: brown"></span></p><p><span style="color: brown">Outside a London second-hand shop: </span></p><p><span style="color: brown">WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? </span></p><p> <span style="color: brown"></span></p><p><span style="color: brown">Spotted in a safari park: </span></p><p><span style="color: brown">ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR </span></p><p> <span style="color: brown"></span></p><p><span style="color: brown">Seen during a London conference: </span></p><p><span style="color: brown">FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE </span></p><p><span style="color: brown">ON THE 1ST FLOOR </span></p><p> <span style="color: brown"></span></p><p><span style="color: brown">Notice in a field: </span></p><p><span style="color: brown">THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES </span></p><p> <span style="color: brown"></span></p><p><span style="color: brown">On a repair shop door: </span></p><p><span style="color: brown">WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR, THE BELL DOESN'T WORK) </span></p><p> <span style="color: brown"></span></p><p><span style="color: brown">People in other countries sometimes go out of their way to communicate </span></p><p><span style="color: brown">with their English-speaking tourists. Here is a list of signs seen around the world : </span></p><p> <span style="color: brown"></span></p><p><span style="color: brown">At a Budapest zoo: </span></p><p><span style="color: brown">PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT </span></p><p><span style="color: brown">TO THE GUARD ON DUTY. </span></p><p> <span style="color: brown"></span></p><p><span style="color: brown">Doctors office, Rome : </span></p><p><span style="color: brown">SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES. </span></p><p> <span style="color: brown"></span></p><p><span style="color: brown">Hotel, Acapulco : </span></p><p><span style="color: brown">THE MANAGER HAS PERSONALLY PASSED ALL THE WATER SERVED HERE. </span></p><p> <span style="color: brown"></span></p><p><span style="color: brown">In a Nairobi restaurant: </span></p><p><span style="color: brown">CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE SHOULD WAIT AND SEE THE MANAGER. </span></p><p> <span style="color: brown"></span></p><p><span style="color: brown">In a City restaurant: </span></p><p><span style="color: brown">OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, AND WEEKENDS TOO. </span></p><p> <span style="color: brown"></span></p><p><span style="color: brown">In a Calcutta Coffee House: </span></p><p><span style="color: brown">PEOPLE DISCARDING CIGARETTE STUBS IN CUPS WILL BE SERVED COFFEE IN ASH TRAYS</span></p><p><span style="color: brown"></span></p><p><span style="color: brown"></span><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="color: Red">REP+ Thenna Epa Kiyala Kauruth Kiyala Nane</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rooshan2008, post: 7203470, member: 93985"] [COLOR=brown]Spotted in a toilet of a London office: TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW. In a London Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT Outside a London second-hand shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? Spotted in a safari park: ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR Seen during a London conference: FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR Notice in a field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES On a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR, THE BELL DOESN'T WORK) People in other countries sometimes go out of their way to communicate with their English-speaking tourists. Here is a list of signs seen around the world : At a Budapest zoo: PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY. Doctors office, Rome : SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES. Hotel, Acapulco : THE MANAGER HAS PERSONALLY PASSED ALL THE WATER SERVED HERE. In a Nairobi restaurant: CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE SHOULD WAIT AND SEE THE MANAGER. In a City restaurant: OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, AND WEEKENDS TOO. In a Calcutta Coffee House: PEOPLE DISCARDING CIGARETTE STUBS IN CUPS WILL BE SERVED COFFEE IN ASH TRAYS [/COLOR][CENTER][SIZE=7][COLOR=Red]REP+ Thenna Epa Kiyala Kauruth Kiyala Nane[/COLOR][/SIZE] [/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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