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<blockquote data-quote="Dr. NAC" data-source="post: 12555984" data-attributes="member: 379573"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal">Equation 1</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal">Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal">Donkey = eat + sleep</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal">Therefore: </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal">Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal">Therefore: </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal">Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal">In other words, </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal">A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"> </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal">++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ ++ ++</span></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal">Equation 2 </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal">Man = eat + sleep + earn money</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal">Donkey = eat + sleep </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal">Therefore: </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal">Man = Donkey + earn money </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal">Therefore:</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal">Man-earn money = Donkey </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal">In other words </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal">Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"> </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal">++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +</span></span></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal">Equation 3</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal">Woman= eat + sleep + spend </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal">Donkey = eat + sleep </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal">Therefore: </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal">Woman = Donkey + spend </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal">Woman - spend = Donkey </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal">In other words, </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal">Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"> </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal">++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"> </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal">To Conclude: </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal">From Equation 2 and Equation 3 </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal">Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal">So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey! </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal">And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey! </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal">So, We have: </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal">Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal">Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude </span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal">Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL 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[QUOTE="Dr. NAC, post: 12555984, member: 379573"] [B][FONT="Comic Sans MS"][SIZE="4"][COLOR="Teal"]Equation 1 Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore: Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy Therefore: Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work In other words, A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works. ++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ ++ ++ Equation 2 Man = eat + sleep + earn money Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore: Man = Donkey + earn money Therefore: Man-earn money = Donkey In other words Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey ++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ + Equation 3 Woman= eat + sleep + spend Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore: Woman = Donkey + spend Woman - spend = Donkey In other words, Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey ++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ + To Conclude: From Equation 2 and Equation 3 Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey! And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey! So, We have: Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together! [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: [/QUOTE]
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