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Message: <blockquote data-quote="ANGELO89" data-source="post: 2365194" data-attributes="member: 109490"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"> WHY AM I  MARRIED? </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"> </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank">You have two choices in life:</a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank">You can stay single and be  miserable, </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank">or get married and wish you were dead. </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank">At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank">"Aren't  you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"</a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank">"Yes, I am. I married the  wrong man." </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"> </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank">A  lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank">"Husband Wanted".</a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank">Next day she  received a hundred letters.</a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank">They all said the same thing:</a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank">"You can have  mine." </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank">When a woman steals your husband,</a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank">there is no better  revenge than to let her keep him. </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"> </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank">A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is  finished . </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank">A little boy asked his father,</a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank">"Daddy, how much does it  cost to get married?"</a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank">Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still  paying." </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank">A young son asked,</a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank">"Is it true Dad, that in some parts  of Africa</a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank">a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"</a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank">Dad replied, "That happens in every country,  son."   </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"> </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank">Then there was a woman who said,</a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank">"I never knew what real  happiness was until I got married, </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank">and by then, it was too  late." </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"> </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank">Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.  </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank">If you want your spouse to listen and</a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank">pay strict  attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep. </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"> </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank">Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through  life thinking they had no faults at all. </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank">First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"</a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank">Second guy  remarks, "You're lucky, mine's still alive." </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"> </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank">"A  Woman's Prayer:</a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank">Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man , to Love  and to forgive him , and for patience, For his moods. Because Lord, if I pray  for Strength I'll just beat him to death" </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank">AND NOW FOR THE FAVORITE!!! </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"> </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank">Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their  nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives,  they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto  the bus. </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank">So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while,  the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he  taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber  at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy." </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only" target="_blank">The  blind man replies, "If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be  riding the bus, so shut the hell up." </a></blockquote>

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