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Message: <blockquote data-quote="luckymalli" data-source="post: 7518778" data-attributes="member: 246147">A little boy A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says,  "Imagine there are 5 black birds sitting on a fence. You pick up your BB  gun and shoot one. How many blackbirds are left?" The little boy thinks for a moment and says, "NONE!" The teacher  replies, "None, how do you figure that?" The little boy says, if I shoot  one, all the other birds will fly away scared, leaving none on the  fence." The teacher replies, "Hmm, not exactly, but I do like the way  you think!" The little boy then says, "Teacher, let me ask you a question. There are  3 women sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is licking  her cone, another is biting it and the third one is sucking it. How can  you tell which one of the women is married?" The teacher ponders the question uncomfortably and then finally replies,  "Well, I guess the one sucking her cone." To which the little boy replies, "Actually, its the one with the wedding  ring, but I do like the way YOU think!" <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" />    A retired gentleman A retired gentleman went to Social Welfare Office to apply for the Old  Age Pension. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's  license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had  left his wallet at home.He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his  wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later." he said.The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing  curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof  enough for me" and she processed his Old Age Pension application. When he returned home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his  experience at the Welfare office. She says, "You should have dropped  your pants. You might have got the Disability Pension, too."   <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink    ;)" data-shortname=";)" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink    ;)" data-shortname=";)" />   Child's Prayer One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying:  "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa." The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was  praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a  heart attack. The father reassured himself that it was just a  coincidence, but was still a bit spooked. The next night, he heard his son praying again: "God bless Mommy and  Daddy. Ta ta, Grandma." The father was worried, but decided to wait until morning. Sure enough,  the next morning Grandma was on the floor, dead of a heart attack. Really scared now, the father decided to wait outside his son's door the  next night. And sure enough, the boy started to pray: "God bless Mommy.  Ta ta, Daddy." Now the father was crapping his pants. He stayed up all night, and went  to the doctor's early the next day to make sure his health was fine.  When he finally came home, his wife was waiting on the porch. She said,  "Thank God you're here -- we could really use your help! We found  milkman dead on our porch this morning!"  hehehehhehehhehe <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /> රිපෝස්ට් නම් sooorrrrryyyy .... කැමතිනම් +රෙප් & කොමන්ට්ස් දාලා යන්න <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy    :)" data-shortname=":)" /></blockquote>

Verification: Hathara warak wissa keeyada? (Hathara wadi karanna 20)

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