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<blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 4990648" data-attributes="member: 49393"><p>This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places of subcontinent</p><p></p><p></p><p>1. Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows: Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. Please sanction me one-week leave.</p><p></p><p>2. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 O' Clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"</p><p></p><p>3. A leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today" </p><p></p><p>4. An incident of a leave letter "I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."</p><p></p><p>5. Another leave letter written to the headmaster: "As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day." </p><p></p><p>6. Covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..."</p><p></p><p>7. Another one: "Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."</p><p></p><p>8. From H.A.L. Administration dept: "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave." </p><p></p><p>9. Actual letter written for application of leave:"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".</p><p></p><p>10. Letter writing: - "I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well." </p><p></p><p>11. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding: "as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave..."</p><p></p><p>12. This is from Oracle Bangalore: From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days..."</p><p></p><p>13: A candidate's application: "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'typist and an accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both! For the past several years and I can handle both, I am applying for the post."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dreamworks_naveen, post: 4990648, member: 49393"] This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places of subcontinent 1. Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows: Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. Please sanction me one-week leave. 2. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 O' Clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave" 3. A leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today" 4. An incident of a leave letter "I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday." 5. Another leave letter written to the headmaster: "As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day." 6. Covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..." 7. Another one: "Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..." 8. From H.A.L. Administration dept: "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave." 9. Actual letter written for application of leave:"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave". 10. Letter writing: - "I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well." 11. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding: "as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave..." 12. This is from Oracle Bangalore: From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days..." 13: A candidate's application: "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'typist and an accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both! For the past several years and I can handle both, I am applying for the post." [/QUOTE]
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