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Message: <blockquote data-quote="kpg" data-source="post: 3075842" data-attributes="member: 104262"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">[FONT=trebuchet ms,sans-serif]<span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><strong>1. Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.</strong></span></span></span>[/FONT]</p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">[FONT=trebuchet ms,sans-serif]<span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><strong><p style="text-align: center"></p></strong></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><strong>2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.</p></strong></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><strong></p></strong></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><strong>3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!</p></strong></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><strong></p></strong></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><strong>4. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried- but they wanted cash.</p></strong></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><strong></p></strong></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><strong>5. A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.</p></strong></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><strong></p></strong></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><strong>6. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.</p></strong></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><strong></p></strong></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><strong>7. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.</p></strong></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><strong></p></strong></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><strong>8. You can't buy love. . But you pay heavily for it.</p></strong></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><strong>9. True friends stab you in the front.</p></strong></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><strong></p><p></strong><p style="text-align: center"></p><p></span><p style="text-align: center"></p><p></span><p style="text-align: center"></p><p></span><p style="text-align: center">[/FONT] </p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">[FONT=trebuchet ms,sans-serif]<span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><strong>10. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.</strong></span></span></span>[/FONT]</p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">[FONT=trebuchet ms,sans-serif]<span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><strong><p style="text-align: center"></p></strong></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><strong>11. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.</p></strong></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><strong></p></strong></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><strong>12. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.</p></strong></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><strong></p></strong></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><strong>13. My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.</p></strong></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><strong></p></strong></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><strong>14. Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.</p></strong></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><strong></p></strong></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><strong>15. Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.</p></strong></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><strong></p><p></strong></span></span></span>[/FONT]</p></blockquote><p></p>

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