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<blockquote data-quote="Mal Aiyya" data-source="post: 3906378" data-attributes="member: 81650"><p><span style="color: black">Top <a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/funniest-newspaper-adz.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black">9 Funniest News p aper Classifieds</span></a></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/funniest-newspaper-adz.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black">(Actual excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers)</span></a></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/funniest-newspaper-adz.html" target="_blank">http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/funniest-newspaper-adz.html</a></span> </p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/funniest-newspaper-adz.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black">************ *</span></a></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/funniest-newspaper-adz.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/funniest-newspaper-adz.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black">1. Illiterate? Write today for free help.</span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/funniest-newspaper-adz.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black">(man....if only I knew A B C....)</span></a></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/funniest-newspaper-adz.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black">************ *</span></a></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/funniest-newspaper-adz.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black">2. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once; you'll never go anywhere again. </span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/funniest-newspaper-adz.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black">(sure...thanx for the warning!)</span></a></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/funniest-newspaper-adz.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black">************ *</span></a></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/funniest-newspaper-adz.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black">3. 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.</span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/funniest-newspaper-adz.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black">(in months or years?)</span></a></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/funniest-newspaper-adz.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black">************ *</span></a></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/funniest-newspaper-adz.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black">4. Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first.</span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/funniest-newspaper-adz.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black">(check it out)</span></a></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/funniest-newspaper-adz.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black">************ *</span></a></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/funniest-newspaper-adz.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black">5. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.</span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/funniest-newspaper-adz.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black">(howwww sweeeet)</span></a></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/funniest-newspaper-adz.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black">************ *</span></a></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/funniest-newspaper-adz.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black">6. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.</span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/funniest-newspaper-adz.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black">(wow! A free trip to heaven?)</span></a></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/funniest-newspaper-adz.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black">************ *</span></a></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/funniest-newspaper-adz.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black">7. Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.</span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/funniest-newspaper-adz.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black">(uh...huh!)</span></a></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/funniest-newspaper-adz.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black">************ *</span></a></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/funniest-newspaper-adz.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black">8. Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.</span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/funniest-newspaper-adz.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black">(hey....who taught cows the bad habit??)</span></a></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/funniest-newspaper-adz.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black">************ *</span></a></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/funniest-newspaper-adz.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black">9. We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.</span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/funniest-newspaper-adz.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black">(nice </span></a>work)</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black">************ *</span></p><p> <span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px">Sorry if repost</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
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