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Message: <blockquote data-quote="nadun07" data-source="post: 4412739" data-attributes="member: 87679"><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy">On a Toilet door</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px">TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px">   </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"> In a Laundromat:</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px">AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px">  </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy">In a London department store:</span> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px">BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px">  </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy">In an office:</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px">WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN</span></span></p><p> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy">In an office:</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy"></span>AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px">  </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy">Outside a secondhand shop:</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px">WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px">  </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy">Notice in health food shop window:</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px">CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px">  </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy">Spotted in a safari park:</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px">ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px">  </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy">Seen during a conference:</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px">FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px">  </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy">Notice in a farmer's field:</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px">THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px">  </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy">Message on a leaflet:</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px">IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px">  </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: navy">On a repair shop door:</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px">WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK) </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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