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<blockquote data-quote="unknown" data-source="post: 1807358" data-attributes="member: 1935"><p><strong> Plane hijack</strong></p><p> </p><p>Aeroplane was flying smoothly .</p><p>suddenly a person from the first row stands up and turns to his back, raises his hand and shouts ........Hijack</p><p>everybody in plane started trembling.</p><p>.</p><p>.</p><p>A person from the last row stands and raises his hand and says 'Hi john'.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>*************************************************************</p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>The tomato garden</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato</p><p>garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son,</p><p>Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to</p><p>his son & described his predicament.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Dear Vincent,</p><p>I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant</p><p>my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up</p><p>a garden plot. If you were here my troubles would be over.</p><p>I know you would dig the plot for me.</p><p>Love, Dad</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>A few days later he received a letter from his son.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Dear Dad,</p><p>Don't dig up that garden.</p><p>That's where I buried the BODIES.</p><p>Love, Vinnie</p><p></p><p></p><p>At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents & local police arrived & dug up the</p><p>entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man &</p><p>left.</p><p></p><p></p><p>That same day the old man received another letter from his son.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Dear Dad,</p><p>Go ahead & plant the tomatoes now.</p><p>That's the best I could do under the circumstances.</p><p>I hope it helped.</p><p>Love, Vinnie</p><p></p><p></p><p>Add Comments...!!<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="unknown, post: 1807358, member: 1935"] [B] Plane hijack[/B] Aeroplane was flying smoothly . suddenly a person from the first row stands up and turns to his back, raises his hand and shouts ........Hijack everybody in plane started trembling. . . A person from the last row stands and raises his hand and says 'Hi john'. ************************************************************* [B]The tomato garden[/B] An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son & described his predicament. Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me. Love, Dad A few days later he received a letter from his son. Dear Dad, Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the BODIES. Love, Vinnie At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents & local police arrived & dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man & left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son. Dear Dad, Go ahead & plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances. I hope it helped. Love, Vinnie Add Comments...!!:P :P [/QUOTE]
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