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<blockquote data-quote="azaamDAsquad" data-source="post: 24807" data-attributes="member: 7"><p>>>A woman went to a pet shop &</p><p></p><p>>>immediately spotted a large, beautiful</p><p></p><p>>>parrot..</p><p></p><p>>>There was a sign on the cage that said</p><p></p><p>>> $ 5.00.</p><p>>></p><p>>>"Why so little," she asked the pet store</p><p></p><p>>>owner.</p><p>>></p><p>>>The owner looked at her and said,</p><p>>></p><p>>>"Look, I should tell you first that this</p><p></p><p>>>bird used to</p><p>>></p><p>>>live in a house of Prostitution and</p><p></p><p>>>sometimes it says some pretty vulgar</p><p></p><p>>>stuff."</p><p>>></p><p>>>The woman thought about this, but</p><p></p><p>>>decided she had to have the bird any</p><p></p><p>>>way.</p><p>>></p><p>>>She took it home and hung the bird's</p><p></p><p>>>cage up in her</p><p>>></p><p>>>living room and waited for it to say</p><p></p><p>>>something.</p><p>>></p><p>>>The bird looked around the room, then</p><p></p><p>>>at her, and said,</p><p>>></p><p>>>"New house, new madam."</p><p>>></p><p>>>The woman was a bit shocked at the</p><p></p><p>>>implication, but then</p><p>>></p><p>>>thought "that's really not so bad."</p><p>>></p><p>>>When her 2 teenage daughters</p><p></p><p>>>returned from school the</p><p>>></p><p>>>bird saw and said,</p><p>>></p><p>>>"New house, new madam, new girls."</p><p>>></p><p>>>The girls and the woman were a bit</p><p></p><p>>>offended but then</p><p>>></p><p>>>began to laugh about the situation</p><p>>></p><p>>>considering how and where the parrot</p><p></p><p>>>had been raised.</p><p>>></p><p>>>Moments later, the woman's husband</p><p></p><p>>>Keith came home from work.</p><p>>></p><p>>>The bird looked at him and said,</p><p></p><p>>> "Hi, Keith!"</p><p></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="azaamDAsquad, post: 24807, member: 7"] >>A woman went to a pet shop & >>immediately spotted a large, beautiful >>parrot.. >>There was a sign on the cage that said >> $ 5.00. >> >>"Why so little," she asked the pet store >>owner. >> >>The owner looked at her and said, >> >>"Look, I should tell you first that this >>bird used to >> >>live in a house of Prostitution and >>sometimes it says some pretty vulgar >>stuff." >> >>The woman thought about this, but >>decided she had to have the bird any >>way. >> >>She took it home and hung the bird's >>cage up in her >> >>living room and waited for it to say >>something. >> >>The bird looked around the room, then >>at her, and said, >> >>"New house, new madam." >> >>The woman was a bit shocked at the >>implication, but then >> >>thought "that's really not so bad." >> >>When her 2 teenage daughters >>returned from school the >> >>bird saw and said, >> >>"New house, new madam, new girls." >> >>The girls and the woman were a bit >>offended but then >> >>began to laugh about the situation >> >>considering how and where the parrot >>had been raised. >> >>Moments later, the woman's husband >>Keith came home from work. >> >>The bird looked at him and said, >> "Hi, Keith!" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: [/QUOTE]
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