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Message: <blockquote data-quote="50Cent" data-source="post: 1037401" data-attributes="member: 2184"><p><span style="color: Red"><strong><em>Women are like Elephants.</em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong><em>I like to watch them, but I wouldn't want to own one</em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong><em></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong><em>Guys are like dogs.</em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong><em>They keep coming back.</em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong><em>Ladies are like cats.</em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong><em>Yell at a cat one time...they' re gone. </em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong><em></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong><em>Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.</em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong><em></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong><em>With my wife I don't get no respect.</em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong><em>I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me. </em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong><em></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong><em>I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls.</em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong><em></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong><em>At 38 years, I finally got me the woman that said those six words I wanted all my life to hear: 'My dad owns a liquor store.' </em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong><em></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong><em>Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy? </em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong><em></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong><em>I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it.</em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong><em>I said, 'Thyroid problem?'</em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong><em></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong><em>My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects. </em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong><em></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong><em>A girl phoned me the other day and said ...</em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong><em>Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home. </em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong><em></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong><em>How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?</em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong><em>When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me.." </em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong><em></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong><em>If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door,</em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong><em>who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. </em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong><em></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong><em>I married a Miss Right.</em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong><em>I just didn't know her first name was Always (Always Right).</em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong><em></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong><em>Why do men die before their wives?</em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong><em>They want to. </em></strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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