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Message: <blockquote data-quote="neroshan" data-source="post: 632774" data-attributes="member: 8568">Funny Quotes for Bachelors   Long live Bachelors Every man should get married some time; after all,happiness is not the only thing in life!! --Anonymous --------------------------------------------------------------------- Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. --Oscar Wilde ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. --Scottish Proverb ---------------------------------------------------------------------- I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. --Sam Kinison ---------------------------------------------------------------------- A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. --Anonymous --------------------------------------------------------------------- Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too. --H. L. Mencken --------------------------------------------------------------------- Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H. L. Mencken ---------------------------------------------------------------------- - "A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle." - U2 ---------------------------------------------------------------------- - Marriage is a three-ring circus: --engagement ring ---wedding ring ---suffering --------------------------------------------------------------------- When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife. --------------------------------------------------------------------- I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back to home always. --Anonymous ---------------------------------------------------------------------- I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said,"Some where I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?" --Anonymous ------------------------------------------------------------------ We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. ------------------------------------------------------------------- My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours. That was only for the estimate. --Anonymous ------------------------------------------------------------------- She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off. --Anonymous --------------------------------------------------------------------- She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in." --Anonymous --------------------------------------------------------------------- Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses to get to married. He says "the wedding rings look like minature handcuffs....." --Anonymous --------------------------------------------------------------------- If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife yelling at the frontdoor, who do you let in first? The Dog of course... at least he'll shut up after u let him in! --Anonymous  </blockquote>

Verification: Nawa warak dahaya keeyada? (Namaya wadi kireema dahaya)

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