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<blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 2781564" data-attributes="member: 49393"><p>Q: If a plane crashed on the border of England and Scotland,</p><p>Where would they bury the survivors? </p><p> </p><p>Q: Twelve pears hanging high, twelve men passing by, each took a pear and left eleven hanging there.</p><p>How can this be?</p><p>How can eleven pears be left? </p><p> </p><p>Q: If there's a frog, dead in the centre of a lily-pond which is right in the middle of the pond, which side would it jump to?</p><p>Q: You're a bus driver.</p><p>At the first stop 4 people get on.</p><p>At the second stop 8 people on, at the third stop 2 people get off and, at the forth stop everyone got off.</p><p>The question is, what color are the bus drivers eyes? </p><p> </p><p>Q: What never gets any wetter, no matter how much it rains? </p><p>Q: A man went outside in the pouring rain with no protection, but not a hair on his head got wet...how come? </p><p> </p><p>Q: David's father has three sons : Snap, Crackle and _____ ? </p><p> </p><p>Q: What has:</p><p>A mouth but doesn't eat,</p><p>A bank with no money,</p><p>A bed but doesn't sleep, and</p><p>Waves but has no hands? </p><p> </p><p>Q: A cowboy rode to an inn on Friday.</p><p>He stayed two nights and left on Friday.</p><p>How could that be? </p><p> </p><p>Q: If the red house is on the right side and if the blue house is on the left side where's the white house? </p><p> </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p>A: You don't bury survivors.</p><p> </p><p>A: 'Each' is a mans name!</p><p> </p><p>A: Neither, the frog is dead!</p><p> </p><p>A: The same as yours, you're the bus driver.</p><p> </p><p>A: The sea!</p><p> </p><p>A: He was bald.</p><p> </p><p>A: David</p><p> </p><p>A: A river.</p><p> </p><p>A: His horse was called Friday.</p><p> </p><p>A: Washington DC.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dreamworks_naveen, post: 2781564, member: 49393"] Q: If a plane crashed on the border of England and Scotland, Where would they bury the survivors? Q: Twelve pears hanging high, twelve men passing by, each took a pear and left eleven hanging there. How can this be? How can eleven pears be left? Q: If there's a frog, dead in the centre of a lily-pond which is right in the middle of the pond, which side would it jump to? Q: You're a bus driver. At the first stop 4 people get on. At the second stop 8 people on, at the third stop 2 people get off and, at the forth stop everyone got off. The question is, what color are the bus drivers eyes? Q: What never gets any wetter, no matter how much it rains? Q: A man went outside in the pouring rain with no protection, but not a hair on his head got wet...how come? Q: David's father has three sons : Snap, Crackle and _____ ? Q: What has: A mouth but doesn't eat, A bank with no money, A bed but doesn't sleep, and Waves but has no hands? Q: A cowboy rode to an inn on Friday. He stayed two nights and left on Friday. How could that be? Q: If the red house is on the right side and if the blue house is on the left side where's the white house? A: You don't bury survivors. A: 'Each' is a mans name! A: Neither, the frog is dead! A: The same as yours, you're the bus driver. A: The sea! A: He was bald. A: David A: A river. A: His horse was called Friday. A: Washington DC. [/QUOTE]
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