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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 3587667" data-attributes="member: 49393">On a Septic Tank Truck sign:"We're #1 in the #2 business." Sign over a gynecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." At a proctologist's door:"To expedite your visit please back in." On a Plumbers truck:"We repair what your husband fixed." At a towing company:"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows." On an electrician's truck:"Let us remove your shorts." On a maternity room door:"Push. Push. Push." At an optometrist's office:"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to theright place." On a fence:"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive." In a restaurant window:"Don't stand there and be hungry? Come on in and get fed up." In the front yard of a funeral home:"Drive carefully. We'll wait."</blockquote>

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