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<blockquote data-quote="MAX7777" data-source="post: 10151112" data-attributes="member: 305575"><p>Eda a sonduru handawe oya hemin hemin adiya thiyala yana diha man asawen balan hitiya.oyage kalu pata lassana as 2 adaren pirila thibuna.oya man diha balanna yaddi paya lissala watenna giya.ethakotama oya ellune mage athe.a pahasa koi tharan sonduruda.man duwala giya panchanga litha lagata.lagne balanna newei.</p><p>HUUNAN AGA WATEEME PALAPALA balanna!!</p><p>____________________________________________________________________________</p><p></p><p>Gedarin monawa kiwwath </p><p>api bandimu..</p><p>loku wiyadam nathuwa </p><p>chamwa karamu..</p><p>api lassana punchi </p><p>kuduwak hadamu.. </p><p>eka api eliya karamu..</p><p>api punchi pataw 3k 4k </p><p>hadamu..</p><p>Oya kamathie neda..?</p><p>muladi Kawuru bannath,</p><p>passe owa hari yai.. vesak poyata sathi 2kata kalinwath sawkola gemu!</p><p>____________________________________________________________________________</p><p></p><p>Boy:-Innako mama hemita dannam</p><p>Girl:-Ane….mata ridei patiyo…..</p><p>Boy-poddak ridunata mokada</p><p>Girl-Ah….ridhenawa raththaran</p><p>Boy-iwasan inna kelle,thawa tikaine…..</p><p>Girl-eka harima hiratane yanne,eliyata gannako…..</p><p>Boy-ehenam kamak na sudu… api wena “WEDDING MUDDAK” balamu.</p><p>____________________________________________________________________________</p><p></p><p>Oya kawadawath hithanne nethuwa athi mama mehema ahai kiyala.</p><p>Oyagen meka ahanna hitiye meeta hugak issara.</p><p>Mama kawadawath oyagen mehema ahala ne.</p><p>Mehema ahuwa kiyala man gena waradiyata hithanna epa.</p><p>Meka mata thawa duratath hithe hangagena inna ba.</p><p>Mama ahanne ‘oya tamath dath madinne pol muddenda?’</p><p>____________________________________________________________________________</p><p></p><p>Oyata matakada api mulinma hambunu davasa?</p><p>Oya diha man horaen horen baluwa.</p><p>Mata lajjat hithuna.</p><p>Oya hodata baluwa ma diha.</p><p>Yalu unata passé oyage oluwa atha gava man</p><p>Ethakota oya ma diha balan unne ‘mawa badinnako’ kiyanna wage.</p><p>Mata godak duka hithuna.</p><p>Mama oyawa hodata thanakola tiyana tanakin banda.</p><p>Etakota oya haiyan UMBAAA…. Kiuwa.</p><p>Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!</p><p>____________________________________________________________________________</p><p></p><p>Udeta Thani Kakulen Innava kiyanne aththada?</p><p>Na???</p><p>Sure???</p><p>Mohothakawath?</p><p>Na???</p><p>Boru kiyanna epa…</p><p>Hamoma Innawa!</p><p>Mathak Karala Balanna!</p><p>Mathaka na???</p><p>Borune Kiyanne</p><p>Ehenam oya udeta uderwear 1 Adinne Kohamada??</p><p>He He he</p><p>____________________________________________________________________________</p><p></p><p>Siripala lastida ?</p><p>lasti sir.</p><p></p><p>pol tika harida ?</p><p>hari sir.</p><p></p><p>karaththe lastida ?</p><p>lasti sir.</p><p></p><p>Ethakota harakath harida ?</p><p>na sir eka thama message kiyawanawa . . .</p><p>____________________________________________________________________________</p><p></p><p>if u hv any kokka</p><p>i’ll be there wit my Bokka.</p><p>If any 1 hit u evn a Tokka</p><p>I’ll b der 2 crack his Hokka !</p><p>____________________________________________________________________________</p><p></p><p>oya meka kiyouvoth gona</p><p>oya meka katahari yauvoth modaya</p><p>oya meka delete karoth haraka</p><p>oya meka balannethuva hitiyoth buruva"</p><p></p><p>den mokada karanne</p><p>____________________________________________________________________________</p><p></p><p>Mathakada eda api denna train eke giya</p><p>oya face eka eliyata dagena giya</p><p>mama paschath bage eliyata dagena giya</p><p>apiwa dakka hamoma api denna ekawage kiwwa!!</p><p>____________________________________________________________________________</p><p></p><p>Man jevath wela inna godak try kala.</p><p>Mata jiwath wenna kawuruth ida dun naha.</p><p></p><p>Kawuruth mawa therum gaththe naha..Meka mage nolebeema.</p><p>Man yanawa...Yannama yanawa..</p><p></p><p>Me Loken sadahatama yanawa..</p><p>Kawuruth man wenuwen andanne nethi wai.</p><p></p><p>Labaganna beri dewal walatai man asa keruwe.Mata sama wenna magen hemotama karadarayak unata.</p><p></p><p>Me mage husma yana welawa..Hemotama</p><p>Suba Anagathayak!!!</p><p></p><p>|</p><p>|</p><p>|</p><p>|</p><p></p><p>(Mama V.Prabhakaran)</p><p>____________________________________________________________________________</p><p></p><p></p><p>Love is 'Trouser' </p><p>Friendship is 'jangi'..</p><p>Trouser irunath jangi nambuwa reka gannawa..</p><p>U r one of my jangies..</p><p>So pass this msg to all jangies</p><p>____________________________________________________________________________</p><p></p><p>Man meka oyage kochchara kaleka idanda ahanna hitiye..,</p><p>eth ahanna hadana hamawelawema mokakhari deyak wenawane..aththatama kiyanawada mata</p><p></p><p>|</p><p>|</p><p>|</p><p>|</p><p>eda Malithta gahanakota Chanchala aduwe ai??</p><p>____________________________________________________________________________</p><p></p><p>Thamuseta pissuda..??</p><p>Thamuse ekak matha thiyagannawa...</p><p>Thamusege hama waraddakma man </p><p>hithe thiyan hitiye thamuseta thiyana </p><p>baya hinda nemei...manussa kamata...</p><p>Thamuse maha modama moda kisi wadakata</p><p>nathi napuru WALAHEK.... Danagannawa</p><p>adin passe thameseth ekka mage kisima ganudenuwak</p><p>naha....</p><p>|</p><p>|</p><p>|</p><p>|</p><p>onna ohomalu </p><p>"WALAS NANDA WALAS MAMATA" banne...</p><p>Paw neda ane..???</p><p></p><p>____________________________________________________________________________</p><p></p><p>Ane thawa ekama </p><p>eka warak mata </p><p>oyage punchi detholata </p><p>lanwenne denawada?</p><p>Raata wageema udetath </p><p>oya detholata mawa lan </p><p>karagaththa hati mata</p><p>mathak wenawa....</p><p></p><p>"MAMA OYAGE </p><p>PARANA"</p><p> tooth brush</p><p>eka..</p><p></p><p>____________________________________________________________________________</p><p></p><p>Whn im walkng</p><p>infrnt of u,</p><p>im protect u.....</p><p>whn im bside u,</p><p>im there 4 u...</p><p>whn im bhind u,</p><p>im thinking...</p><p></p><p>PULLI GONA </p><p>ISSARAHIN</p><p>MAMA PITIPASSEN...!</p><p>____________________________________________________________________________</p><p></p><p>Eka rosa patai.</p><p>A wagema lassanai.</p><p>Eka diwa ganakota puduma</p><p>saneepayak danenawa.</p><p>Amuthuma rasak.</p><p>A nisama godak wela</p><p>man eka diwen lewakanawa.</p><p>A rasatanam mama thamath </p><p>asai. Eda man puduma sathutak</p><p>winde. hamotama horen</p><p>aththamai...</p><p></p><p>CARGILS MAGIC </p><p>STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM..</p><p>"JOLIMA THAMA"</p><p>____________________________________________________________________________</p><p></p><p>Dail 119 n sing</p><p>"Pissa mu pissa mu</p><p>pissu pusa mu.." n </p><p>get free trip 2 walikada</p><p>jail for 3 months..</p><p>First 10 winners </p><p>will get white shorts</p><p>n shirts free....!</p><p></p><p>____________________________________________________________________________</p><p></p><p>Hama gahakatama kanthare inna ba..... Eth pathok gaha eke kala</p><p>hema malakatama adhraya wenuwen peni sitinna ba.... Eth rosa mala eka kala</p><p>hema sthatama jathiyak wenuwen penisitinna ba....Eth sinhaya eka kala</p><p>hema RILAWEKUTAMA me SMS eka kiyawanna ba... Eth oya eka kala.... </p><p>____________________________________________________________________________</p><p></p><p>Whn u fail d final exam,</p><p>*ur dad will say,''Tho wibhageta magulakda kare?"</p><p>#mom,"Thota wiyadam kare mekatada?"</p><p>#GF,"hny oyata man kochchara adare unath api athara godak nogalapim thiyanawa.Marunath oyata witharamai adare.Eth api affair eka nawaththamu"</p><p>#cousins,"aru wibhage Pail neda?"</p><p>##ur best friend,"awulak na machan mamath fail.dapan 5k"</p><p>____________________________________________________________________________</p><p></p><p>Mama kamthi nah oyawa riddhanna ,</p><p>meka oya wenakenek gen dhenaganana kalin mama kiyannam,</p><p>oya kalabala wenna epa,</p><p>oya me gena dhena gannama oni</p><p>samahara wita oya dhenatamath dhannawa ethi</p><p>adha re 12he idhala</p><p>petrol & diesel Rs:50kin wedi wenawa</p><p>eth ithin api monawa karanndha nedha</p><p></p><p>____________________________________________________________________________</p><p></p><p>Try diz ........Its interestin</p><p>think a number btwin 41-50</p><p>Now +5</p><p>-2</p><p>+5</p><p>-3</p><p>+2</p><p>write da final answer in a paper</p><p></p><p>dan kole namala rocket 1k yawwoth mara fun.</p><p>____________________________________________________________________________</p><p></p><p>Mata ada oyawa goda..k Mathak una.. oya katha karana hati..</p><p>oya hinawena Hati.. oya dagalana Hati.. oya tharagiyama orawana hati.. Oya ahinsaka widiyata mage diha balana hati..oya dakkama asa hithena widiyata awidina hati.. Godak friendly widiyata yaluwo ekka inna hati.. e hama deyakma mage hithata puduma widiyata galagena awa.</p><p></p><p>A mokada dannawada? </p><p></p><p></p><p>Ada ape waththata "RILAW" panna....</p><p>____________________________________________________________________________</p><p></p><p>Man Meka kiyanna hitiye goda kaleka indan oyata,</p><p>Man dannawa mama Marry kerenakam mata meka mage athin thamai kereganna wenne kiyala,</p><p>mata dan meka taniyen kerela epa wela tiyenne..ekai oyata kiwwe,api dennama meka keremu,</p><p>oya kamati dawasaka ape gedera enna,man kiyannam ethakota mage mona andum tikada oyata hodanna tiyenne kiyala.</p><p></p><p>____________________________________________________________________________</p><p></p><p>Mama dewiyangen lassana jeewithayak illuva - Deviyo mata eka dunna.</p><p>Mama dewiyangen hoda aadarayak illuva - Deviyo mata ekath dunna.</p><p>Mama dewiyongen jeewath wenna job 1k illuwa - Deviyo mata karaththayak dunna.</p><p>Mama dewiyongen a karaththeta harakek illuwa - ethakota Deviyo mata me number 1ka dunna. Karaththe lasthi. </p><p>____________________________________________________________________________</p><p></p><p>Mama badu ganna thenakata gihilla..</p><p>hodata thorala oyawa salli dila aragena,</p><p>oyage edum glawala,</p><p>eduma wisik karala</p><p>oya diha asawen kedarakamin</p><p>kela peragena balagena inne</p><p>oyagen ena suwadai..</p><p>oyawa diwe gewenakota </p><p>mata denena fun1 sihi kara kara...</p><p>ita passe mama oyawa atha gala </p><p>oyawa lewa kaka lewa kaka</p><p>oyawa thalala thalala</p><p>oyawa urala urala</p><p>oyawa hapala hapala</p><p>pumbanawa...</p><p>CENTER SHOCK</p><p>chewing-gum........</p><p>maaaaaara shock eka</p><p></p><p>____________________________________________________________________________</p><p></p><p></p><p>JOB OFFER IN MOBITEL</p><p></p><p>SALARY : Rs.67,500</p><p>QUA : Should have passed O/L</p><p>PLACE : Colombo</p><p>JOB : Mobitel tower eka uda hitagena airtel signal awoth huu kiyala elawana eka..</p><p>____________________________________________________________________________</p><p></p><p>Kukula redi da? </p><p>Redi Boss </p><p>Eluwa redida? </p><p>Redi Boss </p><p>Malu redida? </p><p>Redi Boss </p><p>Harka redida? </p><p>Redi Boss </p><p>Miharaka redida? </p><p>Na Boss, </p><p>eeka SMS balanawa Boss</p><p></p><p></p><p>Me sms tika gaththe <a href="http://hotncoolmails.blogspot.com/2011/05/sinhala-funny-sms.html" target="_blank">methanin</a>.</p><p></p><p>Hodanam +rep dunnata kamak na. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> oyala lagath thawa me wage sinhala sms tiyenawanam me thread ekata danna.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="MAX7777, post: 10151112, member: 305575"] Eda a sonduru handawe oya hemin hemin adiya thiyala yana diha man asawen balan hitiya.oyage kalu pata lassana as 2 adaren pirila thibuna.oya man diha balanna yaddi paya lissala watenna giya.ethakotama oya ellune mage athe.a pahasa koi tharan sonduruda.man duwala giya panchanga litha lagata.lagne balanna newei. HUUNAN AGA WATEEME PALAPALA balanna!! ____________________________________________________________________________ Gedarin monawa kiwwath api bandimu.. loku wiyadam nathuwa chamwa karamu.. api lassana punchi kuduwak hadamu.. eka api eliya karamu.. api punchi pataw 3k 4k hadamu.. Oya kamathie neda..? muladi Kawuru bannath, passe owa hari yai.. vesak poyata sathi 2kata kalinwath sawkola gemu! ____________________________________________________________________________ Boy:-Innako mama hemita dannam Girl:-Ane….mata ridei patiyo….. Boy-poddak ridunata mokada Girl-Ah….ridhenawa raththaran Boy-iwasan inna kelle,thawa tikaine….. Girl-eka harima hiratane yanne,eliyata gannako….. Boy-ehenam kamak na sudu… api wena “WEDDING MUDDAK” balamu. ____________________________________________________________________________ Oya kawadawath hithanne nethuwa athi mama mehema ahai kiyala. Oyagen meka ahanna hitiye meeta hugak issara. Mama kawadawath oyagen mehema ahala ne. Mehema ahuwa kiyala man gena waradiyata hithanna epa. Meka mata thawa duratath hithe hangagena inna ba. Mama ahanne ‘oya tamath dath madinne pol muddenda?’ ____________________________________________________________________________ Oyata matakada api mulinma hambunu davasa? Oya diha man horaen horen baluwa. Mata lajjat hithuna. Oya hodata baluwa ma diha. Yalu unata passé oyage oluwa atha gava man Ethakota oya ma diha balan unne ‘mawa badinnako’ kiyanna wage. Mata godak duka hithuna. Mama oyawa hodata thanakola tiyana tanakin banda. Etakota oya haiyan UMBAAA…. Kiuwa. Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! ____________________________________________________________________________ Udeta Thani Kakulen Innava kiyanne aththada? Na??? Sure??? Mohothakawath? Na??? Boru kiyanna epa… Hamoma Innawa! Mathak Karala Balanna! Mathaka na??? Borune Kiyanne Ehenam oya udeta uderwear 1 Adinne Kohamada?? He He he ____________________________________________________________________________ Siripala lastida ? lasti sir. pol tika harida ? hari sir. karaththe lastida ? lasti sir. Ethakota harakath harida ? na sir eka thama message kiyawanawa . . . ____________________________________________________________________________ if u hv any kokka i’ll be there wit my Bokka. If any 1 hit u evn a Tokka I’ll b der 2 crack his Hokka ! ____________________________________________________________________________ oya meka kiyouvoth gona oya meka katahari yauvoth modaya oya meka delete karoth haraka oya meka balannethuva hitiyoth buruva" den mokada karanne ____________________________________________________________________________ Mathakada eda api denna train eke giya oya face eka eliyata dagena giya mama paschath bage eliyata dagena giya apiwa dakka hamoma api denna ekawage kiwwa!! ____________________________________________________________________________ Man jevath wela inna godak try kala. Mata jiwath wenna kawuruth ida dun naha. Kawuruth mawa therum gaththe naha..Meka mage nolebeema. Man yanawa...Yannama yanawa.. Me Loken sadahatama yanawa.. Kawuruth man wenuwen andanne nethi wai. Labaganna beri dewal walatai man asa keruwe.Mata sama wenna magen hemotama karadarayak unata. Me mage husma yana welawa..Hemotama Suba Anagathayak!!! | | | | (Mama V.Prabhakaran) ____________________________________________________________________________ Love is 'Trouser' Friendship is 'jangi'.. Trouser irunath jangi nambuwa reka gannawa.. U r one of my jangies.. So pass this msg to all jangies ____________________________________________________________________________ Man meka oyage kochchara kaleka idanda ahanna hitiye.., eth ahanna hadana hamawelawema mokakhari deyak wenawane..aththatama kiyanawada mata | | | | eda Malithta gahanakota Chanchala aduwe ai?? ____________________________________________________________________________ Thamuseta pissuda..?? Thamuse ekak matha thiyagannawa... Thamusege hama waraddakma man hithe thiyan hitiye thamuseta thiyana baya hinda nemei...manussa kamata... Thamuse maha modama moda kisi wadakata nathi napuru WALAHEK.... Danagannawa adin passe thameseth ekka mage kisima ganudenuwak naha.... | | | | onna ohomalu "WALAS NANDA WALAS MAMATA" banne... Paw neda ane..??? ____________________________________________________________________________ Ane thawa ekama eka warak mata oyage punchi detholata lanwenne denawada? Raata wageema udetath oya detholata mawa lan karagaththa hati mata mathak wenawa.... "MAMA OYAGE PARANA" tooth brush eka.. ____________________________________________________________________________ Whn im walkng infrnt of u, im protect u..... whn im bside u, im there 4 u... whn im bhind u, im thinking... PULLI GONA ISSARAHIN MAMA PITIPASSEN...! ____________________________________________________________________________ Eka rosa patai. A wagema lassanai. Eka diwa ganakota puduma saneepayak danenawa. Amuthuma rasak. A nisama godak wela man eka diwen lewakanawa. A rasatanam mama thamath asai. Eda man puduma sathutak winde. hamotama horen aththamai... CARGILS MAGIC STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM.. "JOLIMA THAMA" ____________________________________________________________________________ Dail 119 n sing "Pissa mu pissa mu pissu pusa mu.." n get free trip 2 walikada jail for 3 months.. First 10 winners will get white shorts n shirts free....! ____________________________________________________________________________ Hama gahakatama kanthare inna ba..... Eth pathok gaha eke kala hema malakatama adhraya wenuwen peni sitinna ba.... Eth rosa mala eka kala hema sthatama jathiyak wenuwen penisitinna ba....Eth sinhaya eka kala hema RILAWEKUTAMA me SMS eka kiyawanna ba... Eth oya eka kala.... ____________________________________________________________________________ Whn u fail d final exam, *ur dad will say,''Tho wibhageta magulakda kare?" #mom,"Thota wiyadam kare mekatada?" #GF,"hny oyata man kochchara adare unath api athara godak nogalapim thiyanawa.Marunath oyata witharamai adare.Eth api affair eka nawaththamu" #cousins,"aru wibhage Pail neda?" ##ur best friend,"awulak na machan mamath fail.dapan 5k" ____________________________________________________________________________ Mama kamthi nah oyawa riddhanna , meka oya wenakenek gen dhenaganana kalin mama kiyannam, oya kalabala wenna epa, oya me gena dhena gannama oni samahara wita oya dhenatamath dhannawa ethi adha re 12he idhala petrol & diesel Rs:50kin wedi wenawa eth ithin api monawa karanndha nedha ____________________________________________________________________________ Try diz ........Its interestin think a number btwin 41-50 Now +5 -2 +5 -3 +2 write da final answer in a paper dan kole namala rocket 1k yawwoth mara fun. ____________________________________________________________________________ Mata ada oyawa goda..k Mathak una.. oya katha karana hati.. oya hinawena Hati.. oya dagalana Hati.. oya tharagiyama orawana hati.. Oya ahinsaka widiyata mage diha balana hati..oya dakkama asa hithena widiyata awidina hati.. Godak friendly widiyata yaluwo ekka inna hati.. e hama deyakma mage hithata puduma widiyata galagena awa. A mokada dannawada? Ada ape waththata "RILAW" panna.... ____________________________________________________________________________ Man Meka kiyanna hitiye goda kaleka indan oyata, Man dannawa mama Marry kerenakam mata meka mage athin thamai kereganna wenne kiyala, mata dan meka taniyen kerela epa wela tiyenne..ekai oyata kiwwe,api dennama meka keremu, oya kamati dawasaka ape gedera enna,man kiyannam ethakota mage mona andum tikada oyata hodanna tiyenne kiyala. ____________________________________________________________________________ Mama dewiyangen lassana jeewithayak illuva - Deviyo mata eka dunna. Mama dewiyangen hoda aadarayak illuva - Deviyo mata ekath dunna. Mama dewiyongen jeewath wenna job 1k illuwa - Deviyo mata karaththayak dunna. Mama dewiyongen a karaththeta harakek illuwa - ethakota Deviyo mata me number 1ka dunna. Karaththe lasthi. ____________________________________________________________________________ Mama badu ganna thenakata gihilla.. hodata thorala oyawa salli dila aragena, oyage edum glawala, eduma wisik karala oya diha asawen kedarakamin kela peragena balagena inne oyagen ena suwadai.. oyawa diwe gewenakota mata denena fun1 sihi kara kara... ita passe mama oyawa atha gala oyawa lewa kaka lewa kaka oyawa thalala thalala oyawa urala urala oyawa hapala hapala pumbanawa... CENTER SHOCK chewing-gum........ maaaaaara shock eka ____________________________________________________________________________ JOB OFFER IN MOBITEL SALARY : Rs.67,500 QUA : Should have passed O/L PLACE : Colombo JOB : Mobitel tower eka uda hitagena airtel signal awoth huu kiyala elawana eka.. ____________________________________________________________________________ Kukula redi da? Redi Boss Eluwa redida? Redi Boss Malu redida? Redi Boss Harka redida? Redi Boss Miharaka redida? Na Boss, eeka SMS balanawa Boss Me sms tika gaththe [URL="http://hotncoolmails.blogspot.com/2011/05/sinhala-funny-sms.html"]methanin[/URL]. Hodanam +rep dunnata kamak na. :D oyala lagath thawa me wage sinhala sms tiyenawanam me thread ekata danna. [/QUOTE]
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