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Message: <blockquote data-quote="chamikara800" data-source="post: 8298273" data-attributes="member: 125723">Menna magenI went to ur house just now - can't enter cux door says *CUTE FOLK NOT ALLOWED* - pls take sign down next time!   A husband was asked: Do u talk to wife after sex? His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone   This is your CellPhone Operator. We just found out you're too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it. Thank you  HELP: Cops are after a suspect who is smart, witty, sxc and good looking...so where you gonna hide ME?   Pls turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry 3l0HSSV 0773H   Girls are like phones. They love to be held, talked too. But if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!   A man is like a toilet. he's either free, taken, unavailable, engaged, out of order, taking the piss or just full of shit.  GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!BOY : You love me...   Wife: If I sleep with ur best friend what will be the first thought to cross ur mind? Husband: That u are a Lesbian!   Different Phases of a man:After engagement : SupermanAfter Marriage : GentlemanAfter 10 years : WatchmanAfter 20 years : Doberman   Behind every SUCCESSFUL woman, there is a SATISFIED man, but behind a SATISFIED woman there is an EXHAUSTED man..   Who is stronger, Man Or Woman? A woman cux she lifts 2 mountains on her chest while a man lifts 2 stones with the help of a crane.   A girl says to her boyfriend: "One kiss and I'll be yours forever". The guy: "thanks for the warning!"   DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GOOD & BAD GIRLS:Good girls loosen a few butons when its hot. Bad girls make it hot by lossening a few buttons!  He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!   Promises are like babies, easy to give hard to deliver.   If you wish your spouse to listen to each word you utter, talk in your sleep!   If your right leg was thanksgiving and Your left leg was Christmas could I meet U between the holidays?  I'm at the police station. The police caught me & filed a case against me. possession of good looks im doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out;so hurry up!   MENopause, MENstrual pain, MENtal illness, GUYnecologist, HISterectomy...EVER NOTICED HOW WOMEN PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??   A kiss is called humanity if it's on cheek, love if on lips, passion if on breast, humor if on navel, sex if on vagina and called bravery if it's on ass hole   Doctors have discovered that most single women can't fart. Apparently, they don't have an asshole until they get married to one.   Do you like maths? If so add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!   I hereby place you under arrest for violating code 069 distracting public with your xtreme good looks & sex appeal. Remain silent & report to my bedroom.  SEX is My Fav. I Do it regularly. Do it & Feel Gd! U'll enjoy it! I'll Die w/out SEX, S-Sleep, E-Eat, X-xercise, So do it everiday, gd for u.   The Police are looking for a suspect who is smart, sexy, witty & very good looking... So where are you gonna hide Me?   When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.   Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat.   There is Hot-sex, Fast-sex, Group-sex, Safe-sex, Leather-sex, Telephone-sex, and for people with your face ...NO SEX !   What is the speed limit of sex? Sixty-eight! At 69 you have to turn around...Give my SMS back, it was not meant for you.</blockquote>

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