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Message: <blockquote data-quote="mafazweb" data-source="post: 3463323" data-attributes="member: 8226">He came at night,explored my body,got on top of me,touched me, he bit,sucked, swalowd,when he was satisfyed,he left, i was hurt,...BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!Girl:It’s 2 tightBoy<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" />on’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,Gal<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P    :P" data-shortname=":P" />ush it in,Boy:Ah..I can’t,Gal:It’s painful,Boy:Forget it.....We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!I really deeply wish datu r here with me in my room.on my bed & lights is off &we get under the cover together..2 show u my glow in the dark watch.It’s the thing that satisfiesur mind, body & soul!Do it on bed, on a sofa,in the car or anywhere!It’s called Prayer!God bless ur naughty mind.Can we do romance in the midnight today?I’m in a good mood<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy    :)" data-shortname=":)" />Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!Reply me soon,yours Loving Mosquito.3 FEELINGSwhat is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?Stress is when wife is pregnant,tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &panic is when both r pregnantA girl phoned methe other day and said …“Come on over, there’s nobody home.”I went over. Nobody was homeCome here, take off your pents and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving yours…..toilet!In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always think dirty.Boy: U r d SunshineOf My Life !Without U Life’s Like ADreamy Cloud !U r In My Heart Like ALovely Drizzle In d Sun !Girl: Now Go FurtherI’ve 2 Listen MoreWeather Report <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite7" alt=":p" title="Stick out tongue    :p" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":p" />Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?How do I know if it is pure honey ?Seller : give the dog some honey ..if the dog doesn’t lick it, it is pure honeyBuyer :what if the dog licks it ?Seller: so it is not a real dog.Two devils came in 2 my dreams.They said,“We want 2 disturb some good person.”I suggest them your name.They said,“We cannot disturb our boss.”Thought of the day:“if u help a gal when she is in problem,she will always remember uonly when she is in problem again..!!”A very old lady teacher of Englishask this question with the class:When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it?One pupil answered: Its the past tense of course.Wats d height of hope??It is: sittin in d exam hall,holdin d question paper in handn tellin ur self“dude,dnt worry.Exams wil get postponed!”143 means?Do u want to knowwhat it means?Press Down..............It meansONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.Tomorrow I will teach u 144</blockquote>

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