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<blockquote data-quote="ni_shi2005" data-source="post: 804359" data-attributes="member: 32634"><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!! </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na its called high B/P... </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly! </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you? </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">><((<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":-)" title="Smile :-)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":-)" />>I send dis fish as a sign of friendship Plz take care of it & keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so tat fish wont DIE<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":-)" title="Smile :-)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":-)" /> </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid "This was a missed call" </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine??????? </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15 litres. </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !</span></strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">girl friends are like mobile phone, whenever you want happiness just check inbox, whenever u want to cry check out box, and whenever u want to enjoyment just plug in your charger and enjoy.</span></strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.</span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime! </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">WIFE satys No, it means - </span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Navy"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">With Idiot for Ever. </span></strong></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="ni_shi2005, post: 804359, member: 32634"] [SIZE="2"][COLOR="Navy"][B][FONT="Comic Sans MS"]When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!! If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na its called high B/P... Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly! At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you? i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested ><(((:>I send dis fish as a sign of friendship Plz take care of it & keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so tat fish wont DIE:-) One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid "This was a missed call" can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine??????? terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15 litres. Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins ! girl friends are like mobile phone, whenever you want happiness just check inbox, whenever u want to cry check out box, and whenever u want to enjoyment just plug in your charger and enjoy. Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime! WIFE satys No, it means - With Idiot for Ever. [/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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