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<blockquote data-quote="Al Baik" data-source="post: 9240004" data-attributes="member: 326965"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man'swish.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">He arose, cooked breakfast forhis mate, awakened the kids,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">Set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">Drove them to school, came home andpicked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">And stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">Then drove home to put away the groceries,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">Paid the bills and balanced the checkbook.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">He cleaned the cat's litter box andbathed the dog.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">Then it was already 1 P.M.and he hurried to make the beds,do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">Then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">At 4:30 he began peelingpotatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was exhausted</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">and, though his daily chores weren'tfinished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said, Lord,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">I don't know what I was thinking. Iwas so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have learned</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'">You'll just have to wait nine months,though. You got pregnant last night."</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Al Baik, post: 9240004, member: 326965"] [SIZE="5"][COLOR="Blue"][FONT="Century Gothic"]A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen. God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man'swish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast forhis mate, awakened the kids, Set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, Drove them to school, came home andpicked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners And stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, Then drove home to put away the groceries, Paid the bills and balanced the checkbook. He cleaned the cat's litter box andbathed the dog. Then it was already 1 P.M.and he hurried to make the beds,do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework, Then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing. At 4:30 he began peelingpotatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren'tfinished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint. The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said, Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. Iwas so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back." The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months,though. You got pregnant last night."[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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