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Message: <blockquote data-quote="suppa malinda" data-source="post: 2972064" data-attributes="member: 40162">A beautiful teacher was having trouble with one of her students in 1st  Grade class. She asked,"Boy. What is your problem?" Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the   third-grade And I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 4th Grade!" Madam had enough. She took the boy to the principal's office. While  the boy waited in the outer office, Madam explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Madam he would give the boy a test And  If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade And Behave.She agreed. The boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Boy.: "9". Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Boy.: "36". And so it went with every question the principal thought a 4th grade should know. The principal looks at Madam and tells her, "I think this Boy can go to the 4th grade." Madam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions.   Can I ask him?" The principal and the boy both agreed. Madam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of"? Boy, after a moment,"Legs." Madam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" Boy.: "Pockets." Madam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, Is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid? Boy.: Coconut ; Madam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky? The principal's eyes open really wide And Before he could stop the answer, The boy was taking charge. Boy.: Bubble-gum. Madam: What does a man do standing up, A woman does sitting down And A dog does on three legs? The principal's eyes open really wide And Before, he could stop the   answer... Boy.: Shake hands. Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. Boy.: Wedding Ring. Madam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, You feel good. Boy.: Nose. Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. Boy.: Arrow.  Madam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' That means lot of heat and excitement? Boy.: Fire-truck. Madam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & If you don't get it, You have to use your hand. Boy.: Fork. Madam: What is it that all men have one of, it's longer on some men than on others, The Pope doesn't use his And A man gives it to his wife after they're married? Boy.: SURNAME. Madam: What part of the man has no bone But has muscles, Has lots of veins, Like pumping, & Is responsible for making love ? Boy.: HEART.  The principal breathed a sigh of relief And Said to the teacher,"Send this Boy to grade 5,  I got the last ten questions wrong myself!". Repost Nam sorryma thama</blockquote>

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