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<blockquote data-quote="actinide" data-source="post: 11810697" data-attributes="member: 174522"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: #1F497D">Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children.</span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: #1F497D">A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives,</span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: #1F497D">they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able</span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: #1F497D">to fit onto the bus.</span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: #1F497D">So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the</span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: #1F497D">husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as</span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: #1F497D">he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, </span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Black"><em><span style="color: #1F497D">'Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? </span></em></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Black"><em><span style="color: #1F497D">That ticking sound is driving me crazy</span></em><span style="color: #1F497D">.'</span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: #1F497D">The blind man replies, <em>'If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick,</em></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Black"><em><span style="color: #1F497D">we'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell up</span></em><span style="color: #1F497D">.'</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: #1F497D"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: #1F497D"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: #1F497D"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Black"><span style="color: #1F497D"></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="actinide, post: 11810697, member: 174522"] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=Black][COLOR=#1F497D]Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=5] [/SIZE] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=Black][COLOR=#1F497D]A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives,[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=5] [/SIZE] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=Black][COLOR=#1F497D]they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=5] [/SIZE] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=Black][COLOR=#1F497D]to fit onto the bus.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=5] [/SIZE] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=Black][COLOR=#1F497D]So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=5] [/SIZE] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=Black][COLOR=#1F497D]husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=5] [/SIZE] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=Black][COLOR=#1F497D]he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=5] [/SIZE] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=Black][I][COLOR=#1F497D]'Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? [/COLOR][/I][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=5] [/SIZE] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=Black][I][COLOR=#1F497D]That ticking sound is driving me crazy[/COLOR][/I][COLOR=#1F497D].'[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=5] [/SIZE] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=Black][COLOR=#1F497D]The blind man replies, [I]'If you had put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick,[/I][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=5] [/SIZE] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=Black][I][COLOR=#1F497D]we'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell up[/COLOR][/I][COLOR=#1F497D].' :P:P:P:P:P [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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