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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Banks PLK" data-source="post: 9770920" data-attributes="member: 279320">A. Slitting your wrists This one simply doesn't work. I've never, ever heard of a person  successfully killing himself this way. It's extremely painful and by the  time you get to doing the second cut the sight of your own blood  spurting everywhere sends up such alarm bells that you find yourself  desperately dailing 911 while splattering plasma all over the phone.  It's the ultimate in self-aware suicide in that not only can you see  yourself dying in vivid splashes of red, but you can feel it. Not recommended.B. Shooting yourself Contrary to popular belief, shooting yourself - even with a shotgun - is  not a surefire way to die. More than half of the attempted gun suicides  wake up in the hospital<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked    :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" />, missing a chunk of their brain and usually  mute and wheelchair-bound for the rest of their lives. Kurt Cobain could  just as easily have wound up blowing off the lower half of his face,  laying there on the floor sputtering for thirty hours before the mailman  came by and called the cops, Kurt living on as a deformed and  inarticulate mask of horror for the rest of his days. I wouldn't go this  route.C. Overdose People think one is the most painless, taking dozens of pain pills or  whatever, but your body tends to wait until you're unconscious and then  vomits them back up. This leaves you alive, sleeping in a puddle of  puke, next to your suicide note which, absent a corresponding suicide,  will just sound gay. Obviously not the direction you wanted to go.D. Hanging When the Old West used hanging as a method of capital punishment, they  had actual experts to do the rig. It's not easy to hang a person quickly  and painlessly. What often happens is the neck is broken and you're  left to dangle for 30 minutes, twitching and clawing at the rope. Or,  the noose breaks and you plunge to the floor, often with a severed upper  spinal cord that leaves you a Christopher Reeve paraplegic. This is the  last way I would ever try to do it.E. Throwing yourself in front of a speeding train or car Obviously this is the worst possible method, as it forces someone else to commit murder against their will. You know that horror movie Saw?  That's what the bad guy in that movie did, forced other people to  commit murder. So they actually make horror movies about what you'd be  doing here, forcing someone else to live with that horrific memory. No,  this one doesn't even deserve discussion. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> </blockquote>

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