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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Po Di-Al" data-source="post: 6937638" data-attributes="member: 215798">Atom Bomb : An invention to end all  inventions.Boss : Someone who is early when you are late  and late when you are early.Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in  paper with fire at one end and a fool on the other.Conference : The confusion of one man  multiplied by the number present.Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such  a way that everybody believes he got the biggest  piece.Conference Room : A place where everybody  talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later  on.Classic : A book which people  praise, but do not read.Criminal : A guy no different from the  rest....except that he got caught.Committee : Individuals who can do nothing  individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done  together.Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to  hell in such a way that You actually look forward to the  trip.Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you  know more than you actually do.Experience : The name men give to their  mistakes.Father : A banker provided by  nature.Lecture: An art of transferring information  from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing  through "the minds of either"Miser : A person who lives poor so that he  can die rich.Office : A place where you can relax after  your strenuous home life.Opportunist : A person who starts taking a  bath if he accidentally falls into a river.Optimist : A person who while falling from  Eiffel tower says midway "See I  am not injured yet."Politician : One who shakes your hand before  elections and your confidence after.Philosopher : A fool who torments himself  during life, to be spoken of when dead.Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things  straight.Tears : The hydraulic force by which  masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water  power.Yawn : The only time some married men ever  get to open their mouth.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy    :)" data-shortname=":)" />Add REP+ If U like the thread<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink    ;)" data-shortname=";)" /> </blockquote>

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