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Message: <blockquote data-quote="minipura" data-source="post: 9805491" data-attributes="member: 327697">Same reasons....Two men are talking. The first said, "I got  married because I was tired  of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry and wearing shabby  clothes."  "That's amazing," said the  second, "I just got divorced for the very same reasons.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Taxi....Wife: One more word from you and I will leave you and go back to my mother. Husband: Taxi!--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Stupid husband....Wife: To think that I had to marry you to find out just how stupid you are. Husband: You should have realised that when I asked you to marry me.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Fruit salad....Nimal: My girlfriend has a beautiful pair of eyes, her skin has the  glow of a peach, her cheeks are like apples and her lips like cherries.Piyal: Sounds more like a fruit salad to me.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Why are great girlfriends hard to find? Because the right girls are like parking spaces - all the best ones are taken and the ones available are handicapped.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy    :)" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy    :)" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy    :)" data-shortname=":)" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy    :)" data-shortname=":)" /></blockquote>

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