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<blockquote data-quote="L Style" data-source="post: 10197750" data-attributes="member: 319353"><p>The 3 wonders of a woman:-</p><p> </p><p>1*give milk without eating grass </p><p>2*get wet without water </p><p>3*bleed for a week without going 2 die</p><p>------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p>A fact about women</p><p>they can see a hair of a girl on husbands coat 20 meters away,</p><p>but</p><p>they cant see a pillar from 2 meters while parking a car.</p><p>---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p>Once a boy entered into a bathroom with a girl.</p><p>The boy touch her hair and body,</p><p>He did his main job with the girl.</p><p></p><p>Do you know the Boy?</p><p>The boy was "LIFEBOY"</p><p>---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p>Girl is the Best</p><p>Vehicle in the World.</p><p>Frnt 2Horns,</p><p>Back 2Bumper,</p><p>Self Lubricant</p><p>When Hot.</p><p>Monthly Automatic</p><p>Oil Change.</p><p>Highest Milage of</p><p>9Mnths in Just 2ml</p><p>---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p>5 men are raping a woman.</p><p></p><p>The woman is laughing nonstop.</p><p>So after sometime the men get bugged n ask her y is she laughn.</p><p>She replies,I hV aids</p><p>---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p>women life is very hard,</p><p>morning wash cloths,</p><p>noon dry cloths,</p><p>evening iron clothes,</p><p>night remove cloths,</p><p>late mid night search cloths..</p><p>---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p>Custumer: my wife needs a brazier but i dont know the size</p><p>Sales girl: its ok touch my breast and try to measure it.</p><p>Custumer: oohh She also needs underwear.</p><p>---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">හොදනම් ඉතින් REP දෙන්නකො</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="L Style, post: 10197750, member: 319353"] The 3 wonders of a woman:- 1*give milk without eating grass 2*get wet without water 3*bleed for a week without going 2 die ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ A fact about women they can see a hair of a girl on husbands coat 20 meters away, but they cant see a pillar from 2 meters while parking a car. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Once a boy entered into a bathroom with a girl. The boy touch her hair and body, He did his main job with the girl. Do you know the Boy? The boy was "LIFEBOY" --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Girl is the Best Vehicle in the World. Frnt 2Horns, Back 2Bumper, Self Lubricant When Hot. Monthly Automatic Oil Change. Highest Milage of 9Mnths in Just 2ml --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 5 men are raping a woman. The woman is laughing nonstop. So after sometime the men get bugged n ask her y is she laughn. She replies,I hV aids --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- women life is very hard, morning wash cloths, noon dry cloths, evening iron clothes, night remove cloths, late mid night search cloths.. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Custumer: my wife needs a brazier but i dont know the size Sales girl: its ok touch my breast and try to measure it. Custumer: oohh She also needs underwear. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: [SIZE="5"]හොදනම් ඉතින් REP දෙන්නකො[/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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