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<blockquote data-quote="e4dilshan" data-source="post: 12410674" data-attributes="member: 306011"><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed">In an interview,</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed">Interviewer : How does a scooter run?</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed">Santa : Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed">Interviewer shouts : Stop it!!</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed">Santa : Dhhuurrrr dhupp dhupp dhupp dhupp……………</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">Boy-Isn't Our Principal An Idiot?</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">Girl-Do U Know Who I m?</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">Boy-No..</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">...</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">Girl-I m His Daughter..</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">Boy-Do U Know Me?</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">Girl-No.!</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkGreen">Boy-Thank God..!..<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /> Runnnnnnn.................................... <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">3 Ways To Catch A Tiger</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">1- Newtons Method</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">Allow The Tiger To Catch U & Catch The Tiger</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">2- Einsteins Method</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">Chase The Tiger Until It Becomes Tired n</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">Then Catch It.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">3- SL Police Method</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">Catch A Cat & Beat It</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">Until It Accepts Its A Tiger <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">Before Marriage......</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">Boy : Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">Girl : Do you want me to leave?</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">... </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">Boy : NO! Don't even think about it.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">Girl : Do you love me?</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">Boy : Of course! Over and over!</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">Girl : Have you ever cheated on me?</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">Boy : NO! Why are you even asking?</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">Girl : Will you kiss me?</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">Boy : Every chance I get!</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">Girl : Will you hit me?</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">Boy : Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">Girl : Can I trust you?</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">Boy : Yes.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">Girl : Darling!</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Navy">After Marriage ...... SIMPLY READ FROM BOTTOM TO TOP</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">2 friends talking:</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">Hey, I got married!</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">Oh,thats good!</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">No,thats bad. she’s ugly!</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">Oh,thats Bad!</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">No.thats Good. She’s rich!</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">Oh! thats good!</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">No,thats bad ! she won’t give me a cent.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">Oh, thats bad!</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">No,thats Good! She bought me a big house!</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">Oh.thats good.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">No.thats bad! The house burnt down!</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">Oh,thats bad!.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Purple">No, thats good! She was inside</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna">BOY: "Are You Single?"</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna">.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna">.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna">.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna">.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna">GIRL: "No, I`m Plural."</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna">.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna">.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna">.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna">.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna">BOY: "No, I mean, are you free this</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna">friday?"</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna">.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna">.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna">.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna">.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Sienna">GIRL: "No, I`m expensive!" <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /></span></span></p> </p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="e4dilshan, post: 12410674, member: 306011"] [CENTER][CENTER][SIZE="4"][COLOR="DarkRed"]In an interview, Interviewer : How does a scooter run? Santa : Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr Interviewer shouts : Stop it!! Santa : Dhhuurrrr dhupp dhupp dhupp dhupp……………[/COLOR] [COLOR="DarkGreen"]Boy-Isn't Our Principal An Idiot? Girl-Do U Know Who I m? Boy-No.. ... Girl-I m His Daughter.. Boy-Do U Know Me? Girl-No.! Boy-Thank God..!..:P Runnnnnnn.................................... :D[/COLOR] [COLOR="Red"] 3 Ways To Catch A Tiger 1- Newtons Method Allow The Tiger To Catch U & Catch The Tiger 2- Einsteins Method Chase The Tiger Until It Becomes Tired n Then Catch It. 3- SL Police Method Catch A Cat & Beat It Until It Accepts Its A Tiger :D :D[/COLOR] [COLOR="Navy"]Before Marriage...... Boy : Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. Girl : Do you want me to leave? ... Boy : NO! Don't even think about it. Girl : Do you love me? Boy : Of course! Over and over! Girl : Have you ever cheated on me? Boy : NO! Why are you even asking? Girl : Will you kiss me? Boy : Every chance I get! Girl : Will you hit me? Boy : Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person! Girl : Can I trust you? Boy : Yes. Girl : Darling! After Marriage ...... SIMPLY READ FROM BOTTOM TO TOP[/COLOR] [COLOR="Purple"] 2 friends talking: Hey, I got married! Oh,thats good! No,thats bad. she’s ugly! Oh,thats Bad! No.thats Good. She’s rich! Oh! thats good! No,thats bad ! she won’t give me a cent. Oh, thats bad! No,thats Good! She bought me a big house! Oh.thats good. No.thats bad! The house burnt down! Oh,thats bad!. No, thats good! She was inside[/COLOR] [COLOR="Sienna"]BOY: "Are You Single?" . . . . GIRL: "No, I`m Plural." . . . . BOY: "No, I mean, are you free this friday?" . . . . GIRL: "No, I`m expensive!" :P[/COLOR][/SIZE][/CENTER][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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