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Message: <blockquote data-quote="neroshan" data-source="post: 231101" data-attributes="member: 8568"> funny January to DecemberSunday to SaturdayAm to PmMy feelings for u have never changed..... .. U....R....Always....A HEADACHE to me !!!! When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, The world seems to be fading away, Come along with meI'll take u an eye specialist !! If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?Ans : the days after marriage During Marriage ceremony why are you made to sit on the horse ? You are given your last chance to run away. Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds..... .Open ur eyes !Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a Fool........ .... I wrote ur name on the sands....... ......It got washed away,I wrote ur name in air......... ......... ........It got blown away, So I wrote ur name in my heart....... ...... I got a HEART ATTACK LOVE is like a CIGARIt starts with a fire..... Continues with smoke.....and ends in Ashes...But don't worry - we are chain smokers Ur smile can be compared to a flower Ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo Ur innocence to a childBut in stupidityU have no comparisonU r the best True love is like a pillowU can hug when u r in troubleU can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy So when u need true loveSpend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow Dear Friend, When I ask u flower, U give me bouquetWhen I ask u a stoneU give me a statue When I ask u a featherU give me peacock ARE U REALLY DEAF ? I had VODKA with WATERI felt DRUNKI had WHISKY with WATERI felt DRUNKI had RUM with WATERI felt DRUNK I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!! When I call u; 1 ring means I'm thinking of u; 2 ring means I like u; 3 means I miss u; 4 means .........pick d phone idiot Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. Change it to Exclamatory sentence ... Student : WOW ! The human brain is most outstanding thing.......It functions 24hrs 365 days.....It functions right from the time u r Born.... Until you fall in love SMILE - is a language of love SMILE - is a source to win hearts...SMILE - creates greatness in ur personalitySO.... Brush ur Teeth today onwards A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min.. A beer shortens your life by 4 min.. A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!.. History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ?Student : sir, I am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir.... Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the classStudent : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age Hitler had commited suicide </blockquote>

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