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<blockquote data-quote="sam@" data-source="post: 576829" data-attributes="member: 27411"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px"> "*U love someone"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">U marry someone else.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">And the one u loved becomes the password of ur mail ID"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">------------ ---</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">------------ ---</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">If someone says u r ugly, its ok, if someone says u r stupid, its ok,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">If someone says u r a genius slap him as tight as you can cos there is </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">limit</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">of kidding n someone just crossed it.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">------------ ---</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">Three dreams of a man:</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">To be as handsome as his mother thinks.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">To be as rich as his child believes.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">To have as many women as his wife suspects...</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">------------ ---</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is the liver & wife </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">the</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">kidney.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">If the liver fails, the kidney fails. If the kidney fails, the liver </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">manages</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"><span style="font-size: 12px">with other kidney.*</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="sam@, post: 576829, member: 27411"] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"][COLOR="RoyalBlue"][SIZE="3"] "*U love someone" U marry someone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband. And the one u loved becomes the password of ur mail ID" ------------ --- There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it. There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it. ------------ --- If someone says u r ugly, its ok, if someone says u r stupid, its ok, If someone says u r a genius slap him as tight as you can cos there is limit of kidding n someone just crossed it. ------------ --- Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks. To be as rich as his child believes. To have as many women as his wife suspects... ------------ --- Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is the liver & wife the kidney. If the liver fails, the kidney fails. If the kidney fails, the liver manages with other kidney.*[/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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