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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Mihindu_Gajaba" data-source="post: 793269" data-attributes="member: 22875">Teacher : Why are you late? Webster: Because of the sign. Teacher: What sign? Webster: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Teacher: Cindy, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor? Cindy: You told me to do it without using tables! *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Teacher: John, how do you spell "crocodile"? John: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" Teacher: No, that's wrong John: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it! *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water? Sarah: "HIJKLMNO"!! Teacher: What are you talking about? Sarah: Yesterday you said it's H to O! *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Teacher: George, go to the map and find North America. George: Here it is! Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? Class: George! *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Teacher: Willy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. Willy: Me! *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Teacher: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty? Tommy: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Sylvia: Dad, can you write in the dark? Father: I think so. What do you want me to write? Sylvia: Your name on this report card. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Teacher: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I". Ellen: I is... Teacher: No, Ellen. Always say, "I am." Ellen: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?" Johnny : "Because George still had the axe in his hand." *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mum is a good cook. *-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*- Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Pupil : A teacher</blockquote>

Verification: Hata thunen beduwama keeyada? (60 bedeema thuna)

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