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<blockquote data-quote="2009" data-source="post: 4098381" data-attributes="member: 167624"><p><span style="font-size: 15px">A French teacher was explaining to her college class that in French, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">House is feminine "la maison." Pencil is masculine "Le crayon." </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">********* </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">A student asked, "What gender is computer ?" </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups male and female - and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun. </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Each group was asked to give four reasons for their recommendation. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">********* </span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender (la computer) because: </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">1.. No one but their creator understands their internal logic; </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">2.. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;</span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">3.. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later review; and </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">4.. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay cheque on accessories for it. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">********* </span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine Le computer) because: </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">1.. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on; </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">2.. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves; </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">3.. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and </span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">4.. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.</span> </p><p> </p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="2009, post: 4098381, member: 167624"] [SIZE=4]A French teacher was explaining to her college class that in French, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. [/SIZE] [SIZE=4]House is feminine "la maison." Pencil is masculine "Le crayon." [/SIZE] [SIZE=4]********* [/SIZE] [SIZE=4]A student asked, "What gender is computer ?" [/SIZE] [SIZE=4]Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups male and female - and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun. [/SIZE] [SIZE=4]Each group was asked to give four reasons for their recommendation. [/SIZE] [SIZE=4]********* [/SIZE] [SIZE=4]The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender (la computer) because: [/SIZE] [SIZE=4]1.. No one but their creator understands their internal logic; [/SIZE] [SIZE=4]2.. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;[/SIZE] [SIZE=4]3.. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later review; and [/SIZE] [SIZE=4]4.. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay cheque on accessories for it. [/SIZE] [SIZE=4]********* [/SIZE] [SIZE=4]The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine Le computer) because: [/SIZE] [SIZE=4]1.. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on; [/SIZE] [SIZE=4]2.. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves; [/SIZE] [SIZE=4]3.. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and [/SIZE] [SIZE=4]4.. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.[/SIZE] :P :P :P :P [/QUOTE]
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