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Message: <blockquote data-quote="xcorect" data-source="post: 863318" data-attributes="member: 27281"><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">You may not know this but many non-living</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">things</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">have a gender.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">everything in, but you can see</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">right through them.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">2) Copiers are Female, because once turned</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">off;</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">it takes a while to warm</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">them up again. It's an effective reproductive</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">device if the right buttons</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">buttons are pushed.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">3) A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">it's</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">often over-inflated.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">it</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">to go anywhere, you have</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">to light a fire under it, and of course,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">there's the hot air part.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">squeezable and retain water.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">getting hit on.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">old lines to pick people up.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">the weight shifts to the</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">bottom.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">much over the last 5,000</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">years, but it's handy to have around.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">thought</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">it'd be male, didn't you?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">But consider this - it gives a man pleasure,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">he'd be lost without it, and</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">while he doesn't always know the right buttons</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">to push, he keeps trying!</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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