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<blockquote data-quote="deffa" data-source="post: 24662" data-attributes="member: 57"><p><strong>Q: What's the difference between a cricketer and a condom?</strong></p><p><strong>A: The cricketer drops the catch, and the condom catches the drop.</strong></p><p><strong>------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</strong></p><p><strong>Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and riding a woman?</strong></p><p><strong>A: To ride a bicycle you fix your ass and move your legs.</strong></p><p><strong>To ride a woman you fix your legs and move your ass</strong></p><p><strong>------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</strong></p><p><strong>Q: What makes a happy man?</strong></p><p><strong>A: Daughter on the cover of Vogue; Son on the cover of Sports</strong></p><p><strong>Illustrated; Mistress on the cover of Playboy; and Wife on the cover of Missing Persons</strong></p><p><strong>------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</strong></p><p><strong>Q: What three things are common between the sun and a woman's underwear?</strong></p><p><strong>A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.</strong></p><p><strong>------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</strong></p><p><strong>Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?</strong></p><p><strong>A: Because they are tired of using their own</strong></p><p><strong>------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</strong></p><p><strong>Q: What's common between men and video?</strong></p><p><strong>A: Both go backward... forward...backward...forward... backward....forward... stop and eject</strong></p><p><strong>------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</strong></p><p><strong>Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?</strong></p><p><strong>A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it</strong></p><p><strong>doesn't come you are in big trouble</strong></p><p><strong>------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</strong></p><p><strong>7 qualities to be a perfect woman:</strong></p><p><strong>B eautiful</strong></p><p><strong>Responsible</strong></p><p><strong>E nergetic</strong></p><p><strong>A dorable</strong></p><p><strong>Sweet</strong></p><p><strong>Truthful</strong></p><p><strong>Self-Organized</strong></p><p><strong>In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S</strong></p><p><strong>------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</strong></p><p><strong>Q: Who is a gynaecologist ?</strong></p><p><strong>A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place, where most people find pleasure! </strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="deffa, post: 24662, member: 57"] [B]Q: What's the difference between a cricketer and a condom? A: The cricketer drops the catch, and the condom catches the drop. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and riding a woman? A: To ride a bicycle you fix your ass and move your legs. To ride a woman you fix your legs and move your ass ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Q: What makes a happy man? A: Daughter on the cover of Vogue; Son on the cover of Sports Illustrated; Mistress on the cover of Playboy; and Wife on the cover of Missing Persons ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Q: What three things are common between the sun and a woman's underwear? A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage? A: Because they are tired of using their own ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Q: What's common between men and video? A: Both go backward... forward...backward...forward... backward....forward... stop and eject ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period? A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come you are in big trouble ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ 7 qualities to be a perfect woman: B eautiful Responsible E nergetic A dorable Sweet Truthful Self-Organized In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Q: Who is a gynaecologist ? A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place, where most people find pleasure! [/B] [/QUOTE]
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