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Message: <blockquote data-quote="deffa" data-source="post: 24662" data-attributes="member: 57">Q: What's the difference between a cricketer and a condom?A: The cricketer drops the catch, and the condom catches the drop.------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and riding a woman?A: To ride a bicycle you fix your ass and move your legs.To ride a woman you fix your legs and move your ass------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Q: What makes a happy man?A: Daughter on the cover of Vogue; Son on the cover of SportsIllustrated; Mistress on the cover of Playboy; and Wife on the cover of Missing Persons------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Q: What three things are common between the sun and a woman's underwear?A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?A: Because they are tired of using their own------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Q: What's common between men and video?A: Both go backward... forward...backward...forward...  backward....forward... stop and eject------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if itdoesn't come you are in big trouble------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------7 qualities to be a perfect woman:B eautifulResponsibleE nergeticA dorableSweetTruthfulSelf-OrganizedIn short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Q: Who is a gynaecologist ?A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place, where most people find pleasure! </blockquote>

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