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<blockquote data-quote="rith" data-source="post: 1608105" data-attributes="member: 21277"><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">A keen immigrant Indian Marwari lad applied for a salesman's job at</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">London's premier downtown Department store. In fact, it was the</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">biggest store in the world - you could get anything there.</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">The boss asked him, "Have you ever been a salesman before?"</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">"Yes sir, I was a salesman in Rajasthan in India ", replied the lad.</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">The boss liked the cut of him and said,</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">"You can start tomorrow and I'll come and see you."</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">The day was long and arduous for the young man, but he got through it.</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">And finally 6:00 PM came around. The boss duly fronted up and asked,</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">"How many sales did you make today?"</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">"Sir, Just ONE sale." said the young salesman. "Only one sale?"</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">blurted the boss.</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">"No! No! You see here, most of my staff make 20 or 30 sales a day.</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">"If you want to keep this job, you'd better be doing better than just</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">one sale. By the way "Ho much was the sale worth?"</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">"Three hundred thousand, three hundred and thirty four pounds" said</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">the young Marwari.</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">"What"," How did you manage that?" asked the flabbergasted boss.</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">"Well", said the salesman, "This man came in and I sold him a small</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">fish hook, then a medium hook and finally a really large hook. Then I</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">sell him a new fishing rod and some fishing gear. Then I asked him</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">where he was going fishing and he said down the coast. So I told him</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">he'd be needing a boat, so I took him down to the boat department and</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">sold him that twenty-foot schooner with the twin engines. Then he said</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">his Volkswagen probably wouldn't be able to pull it, so I took him to</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">our automotive department and sold him that new Deluxe 4X4 Blazer. I</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">then asked him where he'll be staying, and since he had no</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">accommodation, I took him to camping department and sold him one of</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">those new igloo 6 sleeper camper tents. Then the guy said, while we're</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">at it, should throw in about $100 worth of groceries and two cases</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">of beer.</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">The boss took two steps back and asked in astonishment, "You sold all</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">that to a guy who came in for a fish hook!!"</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">"No" answered the salesman, "he came in to buy a box of Sanitary</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">napkins for his wife and I said to him, "your weekend is screwed</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">anyway; you might as well go fishing."</span></strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: Blue"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rith, post: 1608105, member: 21277"] [COLOR="Blue"][B][SIZE="4"]A keen immigrant Indian Marwari lad applied for a salesman's job at London's premier downtown Department store. In fact, it was the biggest store in the world - you could get anything there. The boss asked him, "Have you ever been a salesman before?" "Yes sir, I was a salesman in Rajasthan in India ", replied the lad. The boss liked the cut of him and said, "You can start tomorrow and I'll come and see you." The day was long and arduous for the young man, but he got through it. And finally 6:00 PM came around. The boss duly fronted up and asked, "How many sales did you make today?" "Sir, Just ONE sale." said the young salesman. "Only one sale?" blurted the boss. "No! No! You see here, most of my staff make 20 or 30 sales a day. "If you want to keep this job, you'd better be doing better than just one sale. By the way "Ho much was the sale worth?" "Three hundred thousand, three hundred and thirty four pounds" said the young Marwari. "What"," How did you manage that?" asked the flabbergasted boss. "Well", said the salesman, "This man came in and I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium hook and finally a really large hook. Then I sell him a new fishing rod and some fishing gear. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast. So I told him he'd be needing a boat, so I took him down to the boat department and sold him that twenty-foot schooner with the twin engines. Then he said his Volkswagen probably wouldn't be able to pull it, so I took him to our automotive department and sold him that new Deluxe 4X4 Blazer. I then asked him where he'll be staying, and since he had no accommodation, I took him to camping department and sold him one of those new igloo 6 sleeper camper tents. Then the guy said, while we're at it, should throw in about $100 worth of groceries and two cases of beer. The boss took two steps back and asked in astonishment, "You sold all that to a guy who came in for a fish hook!!" "No" answered the salesman, "he came in to buy a box of Sanitary napkins for his wife and I said to him, "your weekend is screwed anyway; you might as well go fishing." [/SIZE][/B][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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