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Message: <blockquote data-quote="gayankuwait" data-source="post: 9312800" data-attributes="member: 312790"><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy">A professor at a university is giving a lecture on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: “How many people here believe in ghosts?” About 40 students raise their hands.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy">“Well that’s a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you’ve ever seen a ghost?” About 20 students raise their hands.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy">“I’m really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?” 15 students raise their hands.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy">“That’s a great response.” “Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?” 3 students raise their hands.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy">“That’s fantastic.” “But let me ask you one question further… Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?” One student in a flannel shirt and baseball cap way in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished. He takes off his glasses, and says,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy">“Son, all the years I’ve been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You’ve got to come up here and tell us about your experience.” The redneck student complies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor says, “Well, tell us what it’s like to have sex with a ghost.” The student replies, “Ghost?!? Sh**it. From baaack there it sounded like you said ‘goats!’”.</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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