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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Djpata" data-source="post: 45744" data-attributes="member: 1233"><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><em><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Red"> BRILLIANT WAYS   GIRLS   TURN   GUYS  DOWN!!  </span></p><p></em></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><em><p style="text-align: center"> HE: I'm a photographer I've been  looking for a face  like yours!</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><em>SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been  looking for a  face like</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><em>yours!! </p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><em>HE: May I have the pleasure of this  dance?</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><em>SHE: No, I'd like to have some  pleasure too!!!</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><em>HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><em>SHE: I must have been given your share!!!</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><em></p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><em>HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><em>SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><em></p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><em>HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><em>SHE: Okay, get out!!!</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><em></p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><em>HE: I think I could make you very happy</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><em>SHE: Why? Are you leaving?</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><em></p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><em>HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><em>SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><em></p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><em>HE: Can I have your name?</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><em>SHE: Why, don't you already have one?</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><em></p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><em>HE: Shall we go and see a film?</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><em>SHE: I've already seen it!!!</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><em></p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><em>HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><em>SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><em></p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><em>HE: Where have you been all my life?</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><em>SHE: Hiding from you.</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><em></p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><em>HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><em>SHE: Yes, thats why I don't go there anymore.</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><em>HE: Is this seat empty?</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><em>SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down .</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Black"><em></p><p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://img461.imageshack.us/img461/2739/dancerrx4.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p> <p style="text-align: center"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/love.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":love:" title="Love    :love:" data-shortname=":love:" /> <a href="http://layya325.hi5.com:love:" target="_blank">http://layya325.hi5.com:love:</a> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/2314/lifeissimpleic5.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p></blockquote><p></p>

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