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<blockquote data-quote="rush16" data-source="post: 3815406" data-attributes="member: 87236"><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>he he... menna 5%</strong><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong>If u TREAT her nicely,</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong>she says u are Flirting with her;</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong>If u Don't,</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong>she says u are Rude. <span style="color: Red">(TOTALLY WRONG!!<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/no.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":no:" title="No :no:" data-shortname=":no:" />)</span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong>If u DRESS Nicely,</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong>she says u are trying to Impress her;</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong>If you Don't,</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong>she says u are from Timbuktu. </strong></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong><span style="color: Red">(TOTALLY WRONG!!<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/no.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":no:" title="No :no:" data-shortname=":no:" />)</span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong> </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong>If u ARGUE with her,</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong>she says u dont understand her ;</strong></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong><span style="color: Red">(correct)</span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong> </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong>If u keep QUIET,</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong>Even then she says u dont understand her ; </strong></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong><span style="color: Red">(TOTALLY WRONG!!<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/no.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":no:" title="No :no:" data-shortname=":no:" />)</span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong> </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong>If u are SMARTER than her, (which is the case always)</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong> She says its because she is with you;</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong>If she's Smarter than u, (Exceptional cases)</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong>she thinks she is GREAT.</strong></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong><span style="color: Red">(TOTALLY WRONG!!<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/no.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":no:" title="No :no:" data-shortname=":no:" />)</span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong> </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong>If u don't Love her,</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong>she will be jealous and after u;</strong></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong><span style="color: Red">(correct <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" />)</span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong> </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong>If u Love her,</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong>She won't even look at u and fly high.</strong></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong><span style="color: Red">(TOTALLY WRONG!!<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/no.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":no:" title="No :no:" data-shortname=":no:" />)</span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong> </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong>If u tell her your PROBLEM,</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong>she says u are Timid;</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong>If u Don't,</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong>she'll be a problem for u</strong></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong><span style="color: Red">(TOTALLY WRONG!!<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/no.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":no:" title="No :no:" data-shortname=":no:" />)</span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong> </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong>If u talk for an hour</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong>u r a bore</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong>If she does it</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong>she is cheerful</strong></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong><span style="color: Red">(TOTALLY WRONG!!<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/no.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":no:" title="No :no:" data-shortname=":no:" />)</span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong> </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong>If u SCOLD her,</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong>u are hurting her feelings;</strong></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong><span style="color: Red">(correct)</span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong> </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong>If she SCOLDS u,</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong>it is because she CARES for u.</strong></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong><span style="color: Red">(TOTALLY WRONG!!<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/no.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":no:" title="No :no:" data-shortname=":no:" />)</span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong> </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong>If u BREAK your PROMISE,</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong>u Cannot be TRUSTED;</strong></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong><span style="color: Red">(correct <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" />)</span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong> </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong>If she BREAKS her,</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong>she had a REAL problem.</strong></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong><span style="color: Red">(TOTALLY WRONG!!<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/no.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":no:" title="No :no:" data-shortname=":no:" />)</span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong> </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong>If u do WELL in your Exams,</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong>she says it's LUCK;</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong>If she does Well,</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong>she worked real hard.</strong></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong><span style="color: Red">(TOTALLY WRONG!!<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/no.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":no:" title="No :no:" data-shortname=":no:" />)</span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong> </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong>If u HURT her,</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong>u are CRUEL and don't have any heart;</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong>If she HURTS u,</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong>u are too SENSITIVE! !</strong></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong><span style="color: Red">(TOTALLY WRONG!!<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/no.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":no:" title="No :no:" data-shortname=":no:" />)</span></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong> </strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong><span style="color: Black">onna okai thathwe <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /> mama kiwwe mage </span><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #bf00bf"><span style="color: blue"><strong></strong></span></span></span> __________________</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rush16, post: 3815406, member: 87236"] [B] he he... menna 5%[/B]:P:P [SIZE=4][COLOR=#bf00bf][COLOR=blue][B] If u TREAT her nicely, she says u are Flirting with her; If u Don't, she says u are Rude. [COLOR=Red](TOTALLY WRONG!!:no:)[/COLOR] If u DRESS Nicely, she says u are trying to Impress her; If you Don't, she says u are from Timbuktu. [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=#bf00bf][COLOR=blue][B][COLOR=Red](TOTALLY WRONG!!:no:)[/COLOR][/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=#bf00bf][COLOR=blue][B] If u ARGUE with her, she says u dont understand her ;[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=#bf00bf][COLOR=blue][B][COLOR=Red](correct)[/COLOR][/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=#bf00bf][COLOR=blue][B] If u keep QUIET, Even then she says u dont understand her ; [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=#bf00bf][COLOR=blue][B][COLOR=Red](TOTALLY WRONG!!:no:)[/COLOR][/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=#bf00bf][COLOR=blue][B] If u are SMARTER than her, (which is the case always)[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=#bf00bf][COLOR=blue][B] She says its because she is with you; If she's Smarter than u, (Exceptional cases) she thinks she is GREAT.[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=#bf00bf][COLOR=blue][B][COLOR=Red](TOTALLY WRONG!!:no:)[/COLOR][/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=#bf00bf][COLOR=blue][B] If u don't Love her, she will be jealous and after u;[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=#bf00bf][COLOR=blue][B][COLOR=Red](correct :P)[/COLOR][/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=#bf00bf][COLOR=blue][B] If u Love her, She won't even look at u and fly high.[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=#bf00bf][COLOR=blue][B][COLOR=Red](TOTALLY WRONG!!:no:)[/COLOR][/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=#bf00bf][COLOR=blue][B] If u tell her your PROBLEM, she says u are Timid; If u Don't, she'll be a problem for u[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=#bf00bf][COLOR=blue][B][COLOR=Red](TOTALLY WRONG!!:no:)[/COLOR][/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=#bf00bf][COLOR=blue][B] If u talk for an hour u r a bore If she does it she is cheerful[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=#bf00bf][COLOR=blue][B][COLOR=Red](TOTALLY WRONG!!:no:)[/COLOR][/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=#bf00bf][COLOR=blue][B] If u SCOLD her, u are hurting her feelings;[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=#bf00bf][COLOR=blue][B][COLOR=Red](correct)[/COLOR][/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=#bf00bf][COLOR=blue][B] If she SCOLDS u, it is because she CARES for u.[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=#bf00bf][COLOR=blue][B][COLOR=Red](TOTALLY WRONG!!:no:)[/COLOR][/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=#bf00bf][COLOR=blue][B] If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=#bf00bf][COLOR=blue][B][COLOR=Red](correct :rofl:)[/COLOR][/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=#bf00bf][COLOR=blue][B] If she BREAKS her, she had a REAL problem.[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=#bf00bf][COLOR=blue][B][COLOR=Red](TOTALLY WRONG!!:no:)[/COLOR][/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=#bf00bf][COLOR=blue][B] If u do WELL in your Exams, she says it's LUCK; If she does Well, she worked real hard.[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=#bf00bf][COLOR=blue][B][COLOR=Red](TOTALLY WRONG!!:no:)[/COLOR][/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=#bf00bf][COLOR=blue][B] If u HURT her, u are CRUEL and don't have any heart; If she HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE! ![/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=4][COLOR=#bf00bf][COLOR=blue][B][COLOR=Red](TOTALLY WRONG!!:no:)[/COLOR][/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=#bf00bf][COLOR=blue][B] [COLOR=Black]onna okai thathwe :P:P:rofl::rofl: mama kiwwe mage [/COLOR]:rofl::rofl: [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] __________________ [/QUOTE]
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