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<blockquote data-quote="anurudda" data-source="post: 1038265" data-attributes="member: 46508"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><p style="text-align: center"><strong>Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?</strong></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">Answer: Princess Diana's death.</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">Question: How come?</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">Answer: An English princess</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">with an Egyptian boyfriend</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">crashes in a French tunnel,</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">driving a German car</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">with a Dutch engine,</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">driven by a Belgian who was drunk</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">on Scottish whisky,</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">on Japanese motorcycles;</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">treated by an American doctor,</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">using Brazilian medicines.</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">This is sent to you by Indian,</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">using Bill Gates 's technology,</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">and you're probably reading this on your computer,</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">that use Taiwanese chips,</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">and a Korean monitor,</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">assembled by Bangladeshi workers</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">in a Singapore plant,</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">transported by Pakistan lorry-drivers,</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">hijacked by Indonesians,</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.... .</p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"></p></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px">That, my friend, is Globalization</p><p></span></p><p>PS: R I P - Princess Diana :-S</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="anurudda, post: 1038265, member: 46508"] [SIZE="5"][CENTER][B]Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?[/B] Answer: Princess Diana's death. Question: How come? Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. This is sent to you by Indian, using Bill Gates 's technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer, that use Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Pakistan lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.... . That, my friend, is Globalization[/CENTER][/SIZE] PS: R I P - Princess Diana :-S [/QUOTE]
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